Kim Delaney Needs A Moment, Or Two

September 23, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The word MESS cannot even begin to describe the awkwardness Kim Delaney from Army Wives filled the stage with at the National Constitution Center in DC last night. Kim, who has had problems with the bottle before, was supposed to give a speech during the Liberty Medal Award presentation to Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates, but she ended up earning a bus ticket to the nearest dryin’ out center instead.

Last night was not the time for Kim to show off the skills she learned at Spaz de la Huerta’s Drunken Speech Academy. Kim uncomfortably slurred on like a first grader on downers who really has to pee during their book report speech before a crew member issued a SIT DOWN BITCH on her in the politest way possible.

Kim is probably still resting her head inside of a comfortable toilet bowl this morning, so she hasn’t said a thing about this mess. But if I was her, I’d blame it all on the teleprompter. When all else fails, use the “I wasn’t drunk, the teleprompter was drunk” excuse.

via ONTD

Tags: Do You Need A Moment?, Drunks, Sharon Stone, Theater, Uncomfortable

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