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Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery, an icon for the ages and the only reason why the sun comes up in the morning!

It is a tragic day for glamour, beauty, power and husband-hoarding sluts. The holy book of All My Children will close on television for the final time today after 41 years on the air and the last twinkle on Erica Kane’s diamond choker will dim FOREVER! My words are cheap and I don’t need to say much about this American hero and angel, because we were all taught in history class that Erica Kane single-handedly revived the diamond, champagne, satin and bubble bath industries and when all of us were asked to fill out a high school career aptitude test, we scratched out all the problems and wrote: “Fuck this. I want to be Erica Kane!”

When Erica Kane twirls into a pile of rhinestone powder and returns back to Venus in a champagne bubble today, it is the future children of the world who will really suffer the most. After children are sent home from school for faking a sore throat (and putting the thermometer up to a light bulb to make it look like they have a 300 degree temp) who is going to be their nurse and mentor?! The Surgeon General advised that the best cure for a fake cold is a box of Nilla Wafers and a heavy dose of Erica Kane! The Chew, that dumb ass show replacing AMC, will never be able to teach our children the most valuable lifelong lesson: Every dispute can be solved with a simple bitch slap to the face.

Erica was not only the most perfect humanized diamond on daytime, but she was also a teacher! Slip your back veil (with the diamante accents) over your face and mourn the loss of sheer glamour on daytime TV:

And I leave you with a quote from the goddess who will join her sisters Athena, Persephone and Aphrodite in the kingdom of Zeus: “It is people like you who are here to drive stars OVER the edge!”