Monday, September 26th 2011
The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For September 23rd!
What a peen does when it comes out of Paris. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Even Maggie Gyllenhaal's favorite dildo says, "sharing ? really ?? WTF!!!?" - WTFOMGLOL
"I'm sorry, sir. Being Carrie Fisher's double chin doesn't count as previous employment." - magusxxx
Well I'll be damned. Tim Curry doesn't swallow. - Libressa
via SayOMG
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Ha ha!! I blew snot!
Congrats, you guys are soo damn funny
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion; there's an ending clip as well)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Congrats to the ever fabulous OurMissC, and all her fellow winners!
These all made me snortle!!!!!!!!
WTG fab Miss C and wtf and all you gurgling slores!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
LOL, Congrats all!!
Long time no see!
OurMissC/WTF!! :)
BIFF FOREVER!!!!XOXO
ELB♥
Nice ones!!! Grats!
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
Ahahahaha!! Well played winners! Hilarious.
OurMissC/WTFOMG ♥
Congrats Miss C and alll the winners!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Congrats to winners! OurMissC, perfect!
Yaaaaaaaaay!!! You had to win, MissC, you just HAD to.
And congrats to the runners-up!
Congrats all! Funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thanks MK and congrats to the funny RU's!
♥♥♥♥ perky and becky!
"Walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight." - Miss J Alexander
Britney Spears, Billy Shears, Blood Sweat and Tears and a cat with four ears star in They Got Big Earthworms in Kentucky.
Courtney Cox, Samantha Fox, Goldilocks and a dog with chicken pox star in Larry the Human Turtle Why Not.
HERES ROSIE!
Unfortunately once your part of the human centipede, there's no going back.
(sorry, double post)
That's Doug's (maybe) gay peen wondering what to do with Courtney's vag on their wedding night.
Currently in witness relocation, the last California Raisin gets a surprise visit from Two-Scoops Malone.
Doug Hutchison's reaction as Courtney described their wedding night
C is for Fuck You
Doug Hutchison's reaction as Courtney described their wedding night
C is for Fuck You
Lesser known teletubby "Jabba" - the later years.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
*pats chins* "What's going on here? I love you. Get it together."
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"Your mama is going to make George Clooney happier than anybody ever could!" - MK
Vin Diesel's acting range never ceases to amaze me.
A Progressive Liberal watching the Republican Debates.
Jabba no wanka is jah booty Solo. HO HO HO...
Translation, Ho HO HO "Solo, You ain't fuckin me in my ass!"
Shouldn't he be wearing a turtleneck?
Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:34pm.
What a peen does when it comes out of Paris.
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Hahahaha!!
Im guessing prolapsed rectum from this deuce he is dropping.......
"Trading Places 2011: As James blew out the candles of his 35th birthday cake, he was unaware that his penis was simultaneously making the same wish..."
Damn Jonah Hill was fat.
Every year, the prospect of "Picture day" invokes anxiety in the Dlisted user who dubs himself "LatinoHotPapi".
Sure, it was classless and juvenile of Neal Schon to send Tareq Salehi a video of his penis. But you have to admit, it's impressive that his penis can sing the Glee version of "Don't Stop Believin'."
Well I'll be damned. Tim Curry doesn't swallow.
Michele Bachmann put it up on the website and claims just 24 hours before that Liquid Whore vaccine was given she was a precious 12-year old in curls who loved to skip rope.
Outtake from The Blair GOOP Project shows that Fishsticks Paltrow does indeed have nine chins.
BREAKING NEWS: Full-frontal nudes of Levi Johnston FINALLY released!!
Aw, Chaz gets razor burn on her face for the very first time!
Norman Schwartzkopf reacts to Kim Delaney's speech.....
I give you Slimer! Otherwise known as "The Spud"!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 3:56pm
Nah. Just some random heaux.
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okeee.. just wanted to see if maybe you had a clip from that movie that I hadn't run across yet.
Vince Vaughn's "Uncle Fester" audition footage.
It was a long time coming, but Grimace finally accepted his estranged brother's Skype request.
blohan pinky bobblehead
All I hear in my head is "HEY YOU GUYS!!!" (or maybe "Sloth love Chunk")
oh look, isn't that precious, chyna's colossal clit is now a fellow blogger!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
After seeing how the Olsen sister got into acting Rosie O'donells and Rosenne Barr's long lost sister wanted to get into acting too
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 3:56pm
Nah. Just some random heaux.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 2:56pm.
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NAC, but Provy, is your avvie, the chick that's going in to be in the Hunger Games ? it looks kind of familiar.
Nice demonstration of the Valsalva maneuver. Now don't forget to flush.
abba dabba doo