The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 22nd!
September 23, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Oh how sweet! Laura & George Bush are playing the IQ game! – Vern
Runners-up:
“12th time’s a charm!” The man lisped to Liza Minelli, who will apparently never learn what kind of man to avoid marrying. – beastie
It may have taken 30 years and 11 tries, but Lance Armstrong and his wife are finally satisfied with the size and feel of his newest prosthetic. – One-trick Pony
Blowing balloons out of your peen hole for your grandson’s bar Mitzva might get you a World Record, but it sure won’t go down too well with the guests. – Emeriesan
I could’ve made it through life just fine without ever having to see the Bill and Hillary sex tape. – gina latina
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