Things That Will Exist: Extreme Musical Chairs The Game Show!

File this under: Hollywood is getting one step to producing a show about paint drying. Although, the new Charlie’s Angels shit show comes close. (I’m watching that mess right now so I can really say this.)

The CW is officially that wrong ho in your office who takes full on naps on top of her cubicle desk, admits to leaving floaters in the toilet and will drink that Diet Coke in the refrigerator with somebody else’s name on it. The bitch is all out of fucks and isn’t even trying to restock. The CW has proven that they just don’t care anymore by announcing that they’re developing a reality game show about musical chairs. Yes, that musical chairs. The same game you played last week except you were naked and there were dildos glued to the folding chairs. I swear, even Mother May I? and Red Light Green Light has more action than Musical Chairs.

Variety reports that Extreme Musical Chairs won’t just feature dining chairs set up in a circle in somebody’s backyard. There will be indoor obstacle courses and several elimination rounds.

What a perfect idea that doesn’t at all sound like something they pulled out of a toddler’s ass. But you know what it needs? Fame whores! Don’t you want to watch Spencer Pratt, Kim Kardashian and Michael Lohan skipping around chairs? Whichever bitch is left standing when the music stops, will look up to find a grand piano full of grenades falling on top of their faces. EXTREME! If this is a hit, we can expect The CW to greenlight Leapfrog of Death, Queenie, Queenie, Who’s Got the Ball? starring Ryan Gaycrest and Fiery Ring Around the Rosie starring Rosie from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Actually, I’d watch the shit out of that last one.