RiRi Already Has A New Song
RiRi's last album Loud hasn't even celebrated its first birthday, but she's already baaaaaaah-ing into a fan set to low in the first single called "We Found Love" off of her new album which comes out in a couple of months. When does RiRi find the time to get inspired enough to grab a guitar and write the chorus of a song while staring at the stars under a tree in the middle of a field. NO. I know they just throw RiRi in an empty room, hand her a piece of paper with 3 words written on it and tell her to yodel that out while a dude with a MacBook plays my old Sounds of Ibiza CD in the corner.
It really does sound like RiRi is singing this mess in an empty apartment. All echos and shit. One time this broker was showing me place in NYC, and every time we walked into a new apartment, this crazy ho had to sing some song. She'd say, "The acoustics in this place are wonderful. I should know, I'm a singer." No, you're a broker, bitch. Anyway, that's what RiRi sounds like. But I'm sure this song will still blare out of the Armani Exchange on Broadway and club whores will whip their hair into a coma over this.
The only thing I really have to say is that the next time RiRi wants to sing about finding love, she should just cover this masterpiece.
via The Hairpin
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OMG!!! I will forever LOVE LOVE LOVE the MMC even tho my faves of Jennifer and Matt didn't make it as far as Britney, Justin and Christina. The Party was my least favorite part but listening to this video just makes me want to jump back into the 80's and feel carefree again. It reeks of INNOCENCE to me and I LOVE that!! Saw MMC perform several times back in 1994 when their album was released. I cherish those memories more than anything.
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Submitted by MinxInSpace on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 5:35pm.
Whatever happened to Tiffini Hale? She's more elusive than Amanda "Can't Buy Me Love" Peterson
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Sadly, I read that Tiffini has been living in seclusion for some time now and is dealing wtih bipolar disorder. Not sure how accurate that information is, but I read it on more than one site.
I believe Damon is working in the family business of party planning or something like that.
Not sure what Albert's doing. I believe Deedee is still doing Broadway and Chase is doing the indie-rock thing with Tony Lucca (who I was convinced I would marry.)
I used to LOVE The Party and MMC! I'm not one of those perpetual nostalgics who hates anything new because it's not old, but it's nice to revisit the days of scrunchies, Caboodles, and non-auto-tuning.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
THE PARTY! Classic! They need to get back together and jump on the reunion comeback tour bandwagon! They are all up on my IPOD! Ooh la la la la la la ooh la la la la la la!!!!
This smacks of David Guetta, the technotard. Spot on about the yodel with old Ibiza cd as a backing track.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Whooaaaa! The ORIGINAL Robin Sparkles!
Four chords and a lot of production. It's genius!
That seriously is a rip off good call
This place is my time time machine... Falkor, Vienna ice cream, now this jewel I forgot about... On MTV!? so many scrunchies.
I was in loooooove with Damon Pampolina from The Party. Wonder what he's up to these days...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 5:21pm.
Lucifer beat me to it. Rihanna has either sung, collaborated, auto-tuned, or participated in some other way in every song since the beginning of time.
Beethoven's 9th? yeah, she was there.
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LOL and Beethoven said, upon meeting Rihanna, "Thank God I'm deaf."
That song is not that bad, but it doesn't sound like Rihanna.
*tries to really give a fuck, fails to do so"
She releases one every year. Dont most "artists" tour for months on end a while after their album drops? It seems like she doesn't tour as much. But that's probably for the better since she's more a video type singer. Not even a studio one since she's autotuned to death and doesn't involve herself in the making of the album except to say which songs she wants to go ahead and record.
I don't get how she's been so successful. I liked some of her last songs but I don't get how she's been able to have more #1singles than a lot of other artists out there even the Beatles, I think.
Regarding MMC. First of all, I have a fetish for girls in top hats, skirts and combat boots--she makes my nipples so hard they can cut glass.
Second, if the stone wash denim doesn't tell you its the 80s, listen for that mile long reverb tail on the snare drum. If you're not used to listening for drums, it sounds like somone shaking a hefty bag full of aluminum cans.
Memories of a misspent youth that has given way to a misspent middle age... I miss the big hair and reverb tails...
I still haven't forgiven her for the Love The Way You Lie. O-faces and tittays flapping around TOTALLY belong in videos for songs about domestic violence.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I may or may not have owned The Party's tape. O.o
I've never heard a thing this Ronald-McDonald-haired twat has bleated out, and hope to skeletal Daphne Guinness I never do.
*queefs*
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
What's with the generic ass early 90's techno beat?! I HONESTLY think I could make a better song on my laptop right now.
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Douchechill!
*shaking my ass on the dance flo*
Wha? Don't judge!
Rush is the daddy of many shitty songs.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Since Pon de Replay, this ho's record label has put her out on the stroll more than any pimp on the Strip. This song sucks like Lindsay at her photo shoot.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Wait, wut. Is it still 1999? The song sure sounds like typical Eurotrash of the early 1990's.
Do not like anything by this trick. Her voice annoys the crap outta me...auto-tuned and everything. She collaborates with EVERYONE...and probably fucks them all too. I hear she's a slut and a half...but not in a cool way. LOL.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
I don't know that I've ever heard a Rihanna song (not that I'm complaining).
Omigod, The Party! I love them. I still jam to their music. Whatever happened to Tiffini Hale? She's more elusive than Amanda "Can't Buy Me Love" Peterson.
When will these morons leave house the fuck alone?!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
Lucifer beat me to it. Rihanna has either sung, collaborated, auto-tuned, or participated in some other way in every song since the beginning of time.
Beethoven's 9th? yeah, she was there.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Its rumoured that when she tweeted lyrics to this mess a couple of days ago, Chris Brown favorited the tweet and then deleted it when people noticed it. This isn't the first time he's been caught creepin' on her twitter. Can we say creeper!?
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
That 80s song is way too funky.
Seriously, does she release a new album every month or what? Dude, GO THE FUCK AWAY.