Meet Marc Martel, a Canadian singer who is causing the Internet to declare today the new Easter since Freddie Mercury has obviously resurrected and is now living inside of Marc’s body. Marc sang out “Somebody to Love” in his video audition for the chance to sing in Queen’s 40th anniversary tour. I refuse to dramatically hurl myself onto that bandwagon until Marc brings more stache, bulge, overbite, bulge and bulge to his performance. And this also needs less microphone that I thought was a blow dryer. And more bulge.