Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Which legendary Grammy winner, after years of sobriety, is back on drugs? This vocal powerhouse, now in her late 50s, is seriously struggling and refusing to check into a treatment center. (Hint: It’s NOT Whitney.) (Blind Gossip)

The Hussynator and coward hunter Dionne Warwick is well into the “Don’t Give A Fuck About A Fuck” phase of her life (she’s 70), so she’s not the second time crackhead behind the blindfold. Natalie Cole is friends (served with a line of crushed sarcasm) with The Real Housewives of NYC’s Cuntess LuMann so she would never jeopardize that fake friendship by doing a classless act like rummaging through the gutters for syringes with some juice in them, so it’s not her. Sobriety has eluded Bonnie Pointer like a wig that fits has, so not her either.

That leaves Chaka Khan?

This well known former reality show contestant is shopping a story to the tabloids and to book publishers that she and other female contestants on her season and other seasons of the show were forced to have sex with this A+ name recognition reality show host if they wanted to remain on the show. At least twice, the host brought another woman with him and made the participants engage in a threesome. (CDAN)

All signs except for the “female” part point to Ryan Gaycrest. It isn’t him, because the only kind of threesome involving chicks he gets into is a mani-pedi. So, Jeff Probst? Or Carson Daly? Or Gordon Ramsay?

Which beloved TV sitcom dad is having major issues over his current series and highly anticipated return to prime time? The actor thinks his new comedy series could use some major improvements, which have resulted in huge clashes with the network and its executives. (Blind Gossip)

Improvement = Home Improvement = Tim Allen?

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