Afternoon Crumbs

September 22, 2011 / Posted by:

The bearded dude in the back who isn’t even trying to give a falling Wookie a helping hand is my hero – Celebslam

Rooney Mara’s Swedish accent in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sounds more like Bjork with a lisp – Lainey Gossip

What the Two and a Half Men crew is really trying to say that they’ll mostly miss the leftover 8-balls and unmarked bills Charlie Sheen left in his trailer – The Superficial

Stills from Secret Diary of a Cokehead Call Girl Hollywood Tuna

But more importantly, what witchy pooness is that on Roseanne’s head? – Celebitchy

Chynna PhilNIPS (Sorry) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Russian teens seriously won’t stop until I shit my stomach out of my ass (again) – Towleroad

Wouldn’t a Got Vibrators? campaign been more appropriate for Maggie Gyllenhaal? – The Berry

Eva Mendes always knows the perfect shoes to wear to go hiking – Just Jared

Minka Kelly throws a “touch this ass and get pink slipped” look outside of Letterman – Popoholic

Is The Lesbeaver walking on stilt legs or did he grow? – Popsugar

Michelle Pfeiffer in Dark Shadows drag or Pam from True Blood? – ICYDK

Sesame Street hits the G spot – The Daily What

Why did I think this was Harvey Price’s mom? – Hollywood Rag

Isn’t Lindsay Lohan already performing a live remake of Scarface almost every night at Chateau Marmont? – Videogum

Emily Deschanel is a mom – I’m Not Obsessed

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is either drunk or she’s doing her spot-on Jennifer Garner impersonation again – Cityrag

(Image via Flynet)

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