Afternoon Crumbs
The bearded dude in the back who isn’t even trying to give a falling Wookie a helping hand is my hero – Celebslam
Rooney Mara’s Swedish accent in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sounds more like Bjork with a lisp – Lainey Gossip
What the Two and a Half Men crew is really trying to say that they’ll mostly miss the leftover 8-balls and unmarked bills Charlie Sheen left in his trailer – The Superficial
Stills from Secret Diary of a Cokehead Call Girl – Hollywood Tuna
But more importantly, what witchy pooness is that on Roseanne’s head? – Celebitchy
Chynna PhilNIPS (Sorry) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Russian teens seriously won’t stop until I shit my stomach out of my ass (again) – Towleroad
Wouldn’t a Got Vibrators? campaign been more appropriate for Maggie Gyllenhaal? – The Berry
Eva Mendes always knows the perfect shoes to wear to go hiking – Just Jared
Minka Kelly throws a “touch this ass and get pink slipped” look outside of Letterman – Popoholic
Is The Lesbeaver walking on stilt legs or did he grow? – Popsugar
Michelle Pfeiffer in Dark Shadows drag or Pam from True Blood? – ICYDK
Sesame Street hits the G spot – The Daily What
Why did I think this was Harvey Price’s mom? – Hollywood Rag
Isn’t Lindsay Lohan already performing a live remake of Scarface almost every night at Chateau Marmont? – Videogum
Emily Deschanel is a mom – I’m Not Obsessed
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is either drunk or she’s doing her spot-on Jennifer Garner impersonation again – Cityrag
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