QOTD: Daphne Guinness Will Eat When She's Dead
Beer heiress and Madge's arm twin Daphne Guinness says that contrary to popular belief, not all fashionista socialites keep their bodies as light the air under a hanger by barfing up bile into a solid gold toilet and cutting their coke with Airborne (a bitch has to have her vitamins). Using a fork is for the bougies and digesting solids is for the fatties. The Daily Mail says that during an interview with The New Yorker, Miss Daphne closed her lips to a plate of pasta and then let us know that her farts smells like a convalescent home and the kitchen sink for a frat house.
A new interview has revealed how she announced: 'I'll eat when I'm dead,' when offered lunch during a photo shoot.Revealing that the 43-year-old had been existing on Red Bull and Ensure nutrition shakes for most of the day, the New Yorker told how she refused her assistant's offer of a plate of pasta.
She explained: 'If I eat, I can’t work.'
Daphne can't see her reflection in a mirror (everything makes sense now, I know), so technically she's a vampire, which means she doesn't eat anyway. But even if she did, I wouldn't take eatin' advice from her. You can't trust a ho who looks like a faded red ant sucking on Sour Patch Kids salt. And you really can't trust a ho who doesn't eat carbs and won't even drink her last name. She won't even drink her last name! The. Fuck.
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Submitted by uknownsurface on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 3:11pm.
LOL listen to you all. You think your all warriors behind a keyboard.
Lets face it Daphne has a better bank balance, better taste and a better body than all of you PIGS
You Jelly??
Not at all. She inherited or married into everything she has. And unlike you, I know basic English.
She looks good for an elderly broad. Maybe it's the Guinness talking.
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LOL listen to you all. You think your all warriors behind a keyboard.
Lets face it Daphne has a better bank balance, better taste and a better body than all of you PIGS
You Jelly??
[IMG]http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g330/tokyostar27/daphne.jpg[/IMG]
Pic from Sept2011
The one and only Daphne G., scroll down the pics..
http://www.terrysdiary.com/tagged/people/page/6
She is DISGUSTING....Can we please just get on with the revolution and bring all these elite scumbags out so we can cut their heads off in the town square... History will repeat it self over and over again, tired of these fucking soul suckers!
what's really sad is that she has a potbelly, i hate skinny people who are just bones and fat, no muscle.
Yeah, Kwashiorkor is the extreme cause of this type of distention in the belly. But it hardly occurs in these parts. Hers is likely just from spleen deficiency from irregular eating or not eating enough protein and fats.
I cannot imagine being this wealthy and living off cheap sub par "food" like ensure. She can afford a chef who prepares delicious meals and still keep her sugar or calorie intake low enough as to not gain too much weight. If I had to keep a lower than average body fat percentage for my work, I would totally be doing that!!
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:03pm.
Red Bull is piss.
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Whatver, bitch! Don't eat, then. Send that shit to some people who will appreciate it. There are plenty of hungry people in this world who care more about filling that painfully empty void in their bellies than how the hell they look in some tacky-ass dress.
GAWDDAMN.
@vanilla cupcake: Allegra Versace looks to be quite healthy these days. She has apparently completed university and is working at Versace (which she owns). I saw a series of photos of her a few months ago and she looked very happy and healthy.
What work does she have to do? She's got more money than most banana republics.
Beer belly!
She looks more than halfway to dinner time then.
Damn she looks OLD.
She's had a lot of her close friends die... maybe that's why she's so much thinner than before.
I still love her for being weird and for saying that fashion is too boring and safe now.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:17pm.
OMFG, that's exactly what's happening. Her freaking GUTS ARE BILLOWING OUT! Crikey! This lady is gonna give me nightmares.
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Fucking hell, she's only 43?! She looks 143 years old in the photo.
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Just to be pentantic for a minute, there are a few different definitions for FUPA, but for her I would say Fat Upper Pelvic Area. Its too high for pubic. My guess is she is wearing a corset and its pushing her guts down where they billow out.
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Irish, I might be wrong too, but I think its clinical depression--suicide.
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Submitted by IrishFury ... I might be wrong but I believe the mental illness most people die from is anorexia.
Red Bull is piss.
Wow, I thought she was in her 70s when I first saw the picture.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:44am.
Word.
I'm glad I bothered to read other posts first, because I was about to echo all that same shit.
I try to muster sympathy for those that suffer from anorexia/bulimia, and I try to buy into the whole psychological damage of it all, but frankly, I find it stunningly telling that you won't find too many people (see: none) suffering from bulimia in, for example, Somalia. It's a disease that is chosen, and chosen by people who have the luxury of choosing it.. i.e., an ample supply of food that they can opt to reject. It's really quite sad and silly at the same time. Not funny silly, just unnecessary silly.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:14am.
I wouldn't mind so much if these bitches would just send all the food they're NOT eating to Africa. If I had her yearly income, I'd buy several Costcos' full of rice and beans, and airlift it to some refugee camp full of skeletal people.
What gets me is the fact that she KNOWS she's not eating enough, but she's trying to boast about it like it's an achievement. It's not a excuse that some ano's tell like, "Oh, I had a big breakfast" (like an apple slice) or "I don't eat carbs." She KNOWS she's not eating enough.
Congratulations, Skeletor. You've fit into a dress made for concentration camp survivors, and you get to gloat about how you never eat, unlike those impoverished fat bitches out there in their size 2-8 clothes.
Hopefully that makes you happy. Was it worth your hair, your skin, your bones, your face, your reproductive organs, your muscles, your heart, your dignity, your personality (nothing makes a bitch bitchy like low blood sugar), your attractiveness to all heterosexual men and possibly your life?
I hope so, because I'd rather enjoy my life, eat a sandwich and be in positive clothing sizes than wear a Barbie-sized dress and have fucked-up designers cooing, "Oh, honey, that is so YOU! All women should be this thin!"
And lest anyone say I'm not sympathetic, I am to anorexics who are sick and don't know it. I've been super-scrawny and been aware of how awful it feels. She's sick and knows it, but thinks it's the right thing because she's a fashionista.
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Wow what a diff in those pics from 2000, she was actually beautiful, thin, but a healthy looking thin, the mentality on some of these delusional whores for fashion is fukn bizarro world.
That is the same age as ME? She looks about 63.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:39am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:04am.
Exactly. One in 30,000 women naturally have the body of a typical supermodel (5'11", 117 pounds and a size 2). Why are the rest of the 29,999 trying to force ourselves into that mold?
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Why? Because the general public and media is constantly shoving down everyones throats how ugly it is to be larger than the average supermodel or hollywood starlet even if you just have a normal size body. Example (I know a lot of you guys hate her, but she is a great example) Jessica Simpson. Yes there have been times when she looked like she was sporting a little of the chub, but like it or not she has never been overweight. Has she worn clothes that were not flattering to her figure? Yes, but unlike Beth Ditto, Jessica Simpson has never been overweight.
That right there pretty much sums it up. The media needs to start making aware what the normal everyday woman really looks like and people like you and me need to stop being so critical on a persons body shape and size (yes I am guilty of doing this in the past, but no longer do it). Until those women who are not comfortable with their body realize that they are perfectly fine they way they are, they will continue to have buliema, anorexia, starving themselves and a horrible body image. I lost a friend to buliema and it is a horrible thing to watch someone that you care about go through. She was never overweight and was actually very skinny to begin with. She actually needed to gain weight before she even had buliema. But sadly she thought she was grossly overweight and because of this and not believing those that loved her when we all told her she was beautiful and did not need to lose weight, she is now dead.
So those of you who call someone fat when they are in fact not, you can just fuck off and die a slow painful death.
She's trying to look like a mummy and it's not even Halloween yet. Heck, her brain probably resembles a dried pom pom mushroom by now. Someone needs to put that woman on Remeron and force feed her Baconators.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:44am.
I totally agree. They have all the money in the world and shun food while others are dying for a cup of lentils. It's sickening.
i hate to do the whole reality check thing on dlisted because we are all here to just poke fun and shit.
but you know there is an entire country in famine in the horn of africa and stories of mothers leaving the dying children on their journey to refugee camps.
AND THEN WE HAVE stupid western bitches like this hoe, who knocks back food and said shit like "ill eat when i die" cuz they want to fit into a hideous dress designed by fucked up gay men who has a warped perception of a women's body, and that an opinion coming from a gay guy.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:04am.
Exactly. One in 30,000 women naturally have the body of a typical supermodel (5'11", 117 pounds and a size 2). Why are the rest of the 29,999 trying to force ourselves into that mold?
She looks way older than 43. I thought she's 70. Her breath must smell really funky. She doesn't eat!
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I have no clue who this bitch is, but she looks like death.
Eating disorders are worse than drug addiction.
Here is a picture of her in 2000, just after her divorce and before she got in to the whole fashion scene:
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/daphne-guinness-st...
if you look at her modeling pictures she was very pretty. she shouldnt look the way she does in this picture. very sad.
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what a sad person...
sigh but she does have all that money, so i guess she will always be happy in her own way.
This post makes me sad for those suffering from anorexia. Also reminded me of Allegra Versace. A few years ago, she was treated for her anorexia & I wonder if she got better or reverted back to it. Sad.
43???!! The fuck?.. she looks more like 63! Yuck!
Here's Isabelle Caro, a model, who posed for an anti-anorexia campaign and was on the way to getting better but she died at 28:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9jHlBoAMyU&feature=relmfu
I guess it will take some people to get to the point of no return to realize that they're sick.
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it is really ironic that in 1st world countries where we can afford to ear 24/7, people voluntarily starve themselves to the brink of death and beyond.
the reason they give is always "because I want to dress better", "because I want to fit into sample sizes", blah blah.
but the designers can just use more fabric. yes it is that simple. they'd complain it would cost more to produce, say, a size 6 sample as opposed to a 0. but what's the point of producing a garment that no one can fit in and that only looks good on a starving skeleton? if they used more fabric on the samples, then they could tell upfront if a garment would look good on a normal or even slender woman. I guess that would be too easy. so people continue to kill themselves to conform to an industry that purposely sets the bar impossibly high. it's like watching lemmings dive off a cliff into the sea.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 8:25am.
You are right- eating disorders are considered the most deadly mental illness.
She was healthy looking at one time. The people in her life praising her for this should be ashamed of themselves. They are just fanning the flames of her illness.
She is indeed 43 - she's been well known in England since she was a kid.
Anorexia ages the face and body dramatically - many Anos in their 30s look to be in their mid-late 50s and often die from the disease.
I might be wrong but I believe the mental illness most people die from is anorexia.
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She looks like Chelsea Handler in the face.
The pooch is all of her internal organs.
Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 8:03am.
Good grief, she WAS kind of cute at one time.
Daphne Guinness Circa 1987, aged 19:
http://fashionforlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/daphne1.jpg
ETA: This photo is with her older brother, Sebastian.
I like the girl sitting in the dark behind her ... just gawking at the walking skeleton, and starting to mouth "..ssshhhhhhhhiiiiitttttt.."
She's 43? Holy Crap! I'm eating two cheeseburgers today.
If she can eat when she's dead..well, I'll wait till I'm dead to be skinny.
Not eating.... yeah, she'll be eating REALLY soon when she's dead then.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 7:45am.
"err on the jolly side" may be my new favorite expression ever.
@kanderso: I've heard Nigella Lawson say exactly the same thing! She said when she turned 40, she had to choose between having a trim figure, or a youthful face (she choose the latter obviously) as having a bit of fat in the face gives a more youthful appearance to older women.
I thought she was full of it, but looking and Daphne seems to prove her point.
I don't envy her at all. She looks ancient and preserved, not heathly or youthful. I'd rather "eat whenever I damn well feel like it" and err on the jolly side than be a slave to my image.
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43?! What?? I thought she was looking good for a woman in her late 70s, whoops!
Daphne Guinness Circa 1987, aged 19:
http://fashionforlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/daphne1.jpg
Sorry if it's already been posted.