Michael Stipe released an art project video guest starring his shiny happy penis on the same day that R.E.M. announces that they are taking a nap for good. Haven’t R.E.M. fans been through enough today?! (pause) But for real, I’ve had worse nekkid pictures cross my desk before. And yes, the “worse” I’m talking about are the ones I sent of myself to myself after accidentally answering my own Craigslist ad.
If you want to know what every gay’s almost-headless naked picture would look like if Grindr existed in the early 80s, (NSFW) click here to see Frances Bean’s godfather letting his all-natural nut bush and dick out in the wild. Si, I would, but why does this shit looks like it was taken on the set of Serpico?
Source: Michael Stipe’s Tumblr