Camel Toes In Space
Jessie J always looks like Madeline Kahn in Clue going to a costume party at a Czechoslovakian club as Nicki Minaj, so Forced Foolery is that bitch's middle name. But now I can't even look at the galaxy wallpaper on my MacBook without picturing Jessie J's labia lips trying to suck me in. That is some Lost in Space shit and Jessie J is not right for making me think that Will Robinson is going to pop out of there. Jessie J needs to take the emergency exit and fix herself.
Bitch just wore that so strangers can come up to her and say, "I can see your black hole." Guess what, Jessie? The doctor says the same thing to me during my annual health department-appointed ass exam and I don't even have to wear a MAC wallpaper catsuit to hear it.
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I couldn't have writ a better description of this bitch and her outfit. Oh how I loathe this bitch, and I havnt ever heard any of her music. YouTube force fed me some video of her grabbing her balls while saying "DO IT LIKE A DUDE!" and it was hate from thereon out.
I hate this ugly whore.
Irritating as hell; no talent; below average voice (if you think she can sing just cut your ears off because you ain't using them); just an all-round try-hard asshole from hell who thinks she's the British Gaga.
LOL, SANS FARDS! This is the second day in a row that I've come to Dlisted, and I've seen someone make a reference to Candida!
Jessie's got a little Russian gymnast torso like me. She'll have to go another route to compare with Katy Perry.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
She's the British Katy Perry, albeit an *actual* bisexual with a good voice.
She's also trying *way* too hard.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:43pm.
hahaha. Something like that (you have far better retention than I).
I saw her on SNL and the hub and I were guessing how old she was. Ended up having to Wiki and getting blown away that she's only 23!!! She also co-wrote Miley's "Party in the U.S.A." so she may be around a while...
Yeesh...that looks painful. Not to mention a really welcoming environment for good ol' candida!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Gawd I'm fed up with pop stars in cartoon clothes.
Who the hell is this idiot??
Rusty- wasn't it called the Coochini or something?
"Forced Foolery" is the perfect description of most pop musicians today.
I used to have a wig like that. I loved that wig.
My roomie stole it when he moved (no idea why, it looked hideous on him)
Damn, off to google how to get another one
The sad thing is, that i know who this dumb whore is thanks to my 11 year old. The damn "price-tag" song of hers is beyond annoying.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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What a loooooser.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
Damn. That's some Stage 4, Coco-level camel toe.
This is why (neatly groomed) pubic hair needs to come back into style.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
There are too many pop stars. It's official. And honey, you're not going to happen over here.
See: Leona Lewis.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Dint MK post in the past year about some toe-begone device or shield?
I like how she's posing hard, with her toe waving Hi and her foot in a cast.