Camel Toes In Space

September 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Jessie J always looks like Madeline Kahn in Clue going to a costume party at a Czechoslovakian club as Nicki Minaj, so Forced Foolery is that bitch’s middle name. But now I can’t even look at the galaxy wallpaper on my MacBook without picturing Jessie J’s labia lips trying to suck me in. That is some Lost in Space shit and Jessie J is not right for making me think that Will Robinson is going to pop out of there. Jessie J needs to take the emergency exit and fix herself.

Bitch just wore that so strangers can come up to her and say, “I can see your black hole.” Guess what, Jessie? The doctor says the same thing to me during my annual health department-appointed ass exam and I don’t even have to wear a MAC wallpaper catsuit to hear it.

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