The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 21st!

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Lip Plumpers ovogenesis Uncharted 3 better graphics halfheartedly

Congrats to all!!

Thanks guys....

For letting me be great.

Congrats, o winners of win!

As for the picture, I love the expression of the baby Bieber's holding. Like "Suuuuuuure, you're SO into girls. Riiiiiiight."

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Ha! Congrats, fellow slores ! Especially Buckfutter. LULZ!

Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/

Pretty funny you guys! Congrats!

"I've had an awful lot of lovers ... And a lot of awful lovers." - Shirley MacLaine

LOL @ TFBF (albeit perhaps just a tiny bit not entirely PC).

hahahahahahaa! guide to lesbian parenting!! very clever. Congrats everyone!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011

With Six You Get Eyeroll

Those kids probably have more hair on their head that Justin has on his entire body.

Selena and Justin felt they should take more responsibility when it came to their merchandise. So here they're shown talking with the workers who make their clothing line.

Selena thinks, "I'll tell him these aren't mini Power Ranger action figures after the pre-nup."

from a very young age, Frank was attracted to blue romper suits, and completely averse to acts of fuckery

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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake

Guess who changed who's diapers?

Hmm...if you put the whale picture and this one together you get surf and turf.

For some reason they think if they hold the kids close enough the virginity will rub off.

Selena and Justin pose with their fans. All of whom look ready to move on to more sophisticated music.

Justin decided to take a tip from Angry Birds on how to handle unruly fans.

Half Dozen + Half Wits = Whole-y Crap :P

Justin misunderstood when Selena said she wanted to do a tribute to Josephine Baker.

They're one metal lunch box short of a 70's cliche.

And like in the Brady Bunch, only the maid really gave a shit about the kids.

The entire Brangelina clan is dressed for their roles in the upcoming sequel to "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button".

Does this really need a caption? Doesn't the sarcastic baby in front who looks like he needs a Pall Mall say it all?

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 1:47pm.

And they all have more hair down there than him.
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*snort*

Sell 'em on. Mark 'em up, sell 'em on.

Octuplets

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg

Don't you have to have sex to have sextuplets?

Kate Gosselin is gonna hunt down Justin for stealing *her* show

"Baby, baby, baby....baby....baby..."

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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK

Rubber baby Beiber buggy bumpers...blah blah blah.

Selena Gomez was amazed to learn that Bieber sperm was not restricted to her own vagina. When he got her knocked up he also nailed a ton of Beliebers.

Two hipsters running around, instead of one? If these two were to mate the resulting pure offspring would be unstoppable!

It's the end of the world.

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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK

Eight, minus John & Kate.

Don't even have to go on Maury Povitch to figure this one out.

Bieber, you are NOT the father!

Often mistaken as a toddler themselves, Selena and the Beibs could not be a judge on TLC's Toddlers and Tiara's...instead they host their own pageant, Babies in Big Ass Crowns.

This is the result of the Disney vault being moved into the David Crosby sperm bank.

♫Beiber's Holdin' a Baby -What a lovely Way to sell more music. Beiber's Holdin' some Baby...
(Selena)"I'm a girl with a new CD and I'm Holdin' Babies Too!"
Holdin' Some Babies....♫
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫

After the delivery, Justin's uterus got up and left the room.

One of these things is not the like the others.

I didn't realize Justin was Mormon.

Gross.

Crankenstein

Selena's new song

You stick your dingle in
you take your dingle out
you stick you dingle in
and you move it all about
you do the fucky fucky and you
give a big loud shout
and that's how you make a kid!

Crankenstein

Realizing their teen careers can't last forever, the kids take a page from the Duggars...

TLC Executive: We still love the premise. Kate refused to go back to the lesbian hairstyle, so we let her go... What? You've found a better lesbian hairstyle? Bieber, ehh... Well, we still need an ethnic significant other... Ohhhh, Selena... Greenlight that shit, pronto.

After twenty plastic surgeries, Bristol Palin finally hooked up with a new hockey player, and had six more babies out of wedlock.

Selena stars in the reboot in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves featuring famous Hollywood babies: Fappy, Goopy, Grunty, Sleazy, Rashful, Suri and Lesbo.

I would like this reality show better if they would do a cross-over episode during Shark Week.

The kid in blue with the moo-moo shirt, shares my sentiments.