Afternoon Crumbs

September 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Floyd Mayweather’s Kim K-looking piece needs to take off Gay Al Reynold’s wedding outfit at once. Looking like a cocktail waitress at a wedding-themed basement casino on the outskirts of Laughlin is not the look – Crunk + Disorderly

ScarJo went from hand-holding with Bradley Cooper to peen-holding with Justin Timberlake. “I’ll never wash your hand again.” – B.Coop to ScarJo – Lainey Gossip

Please tell me Ryan Murphy is writing a movie musical called Canned Cheese: The Musical The Superficial

Ted Haggard and Gary Busey should really star in an episode of Therapist Swap together – Towleroad

Hilary Duff fills her coin slot – Hollywood Tuna

Are we sure the crew member who slapped Minka Kelly in the nalgas and offered her a Benjamin wasn’t Charlie Sheen? – Celebitchy

This bitch looks like if my first therapist’s sofa swallowed a wart hog – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

RiRi goes SANS FARDS in Brazil – Just Jared

Katy Perry is like a walking Todai buffet – The Berry

The Circle is Complete: Bradley Cooper was hand holding with ScarJo who was married to Ryan Reynolds who is now dating Olivia Wilde who once dated Bradley Cooper – Popsugar

Oh, let’s just throw one of the Culkins at ScarJo’s pussy too – I’m Not Obsessed

This picture is painted in every color of perfect – The Daily What

Charlize Theron almost makes an inflated green balloon look good – Popoholic

“How To Live With Huge Penis” sounds like a marriage counseling book Sandra Bullock would’ve written when she was married to Vanilla GorillaSOW

Taylor Lipstrong blah blah blah blah hand me a check my husband is dead blah blah blah – ICYDK

PUSH HER!!! – Hollywood Rag

Emmy Rossum’s ass, here it is – Cityrag

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