Rosie O'Donnell Introduces Her Hot New Piece To The World
As her friends Gayelle King, Mrs. Rojo Caliente, Fran Drescher and Natasha Lyonne winked on, Rosie O'Donnell debuted her new hot girlfriend Michelle Rounds to the public at Rosie's Theater Kids Galas in NYC last night. Ironically enough, they're like the lesbian version of Donald Trump and his gorgeous stunning trophy wife Melania Trump. But it truly is a beautiful moment in the history of equality when premium gold diggers can hand a shovel and ink-erasing liquid (for prenups) to a lesbian and welcome her into their tribe.
A source type tell People that Rosie met the Holly Hunter look-alike with perfectly crafted ladle brows at a Starbucks a few months ago and they've been bumping tart pies ever since. The source went on to say that they're very, very happy. Rosie kept her top lips closed about the new lady love that's making her patootie poot. But she said on stage at her event that she just bought a red bra "with the underpants that match and everything" so she must be down to munch.
Gold digging jokes aside, Michelle Rounds really is one lucky bitch. Yes, sometimes living with Rosie is probably as pleasant as licking up Donald Trump's undertit cheese with the lights on, but she's rich as all hell, is a premiere haiku poet and looks like she can eat a coochie like it's made of coconut frosting. Seriously, I bet if you put a tiny teased merkin over your chocha and called it Donald Trump, Rosie would eat the rage (and more) out of it.
Rosie, you should understand that just exposing your fake teef doesn't equate with smiling.
Maybe good-looking lesbians share a secret: to convince their ugly pieces that the name of the game in the bedroom is "68, and i'll owe you one (and i'll gladly pay you on tuesday...)". the pretty ones can just pull rank and bitch slap the rosanne odonnels.
-ee gads-- thinking of rosierosanne in a scissor hold with some starlet is - - now i taste vomit.
with all of her wealth and opportunities, im mystified why she chooses to go out in public in flaming herp derp fashion. hey. rosie: nice plug for the whoopie goldberg professional wear fall line! oh well - it is an improvement over the hot neon colors she used to wear in the 80's. and she was the mommy pants super model back then, too. :P
everytime I think of somebody fucking Rosie I picture them getting accidently strangled in a leg hole of Rosie's XXL underwear and boom - I can go without sex for a week or so. Thanks Rosie!
My bet is the blonde's a pillow princess.
Rosie's doing all da woik. Apologies to bugs bunny.
Ugh, no amount of money would be worth it. I can't even stand to look at Rosie's pic much less anything else.
Didnt Rosie once say she had a crush on Natasha?...
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:15pm.
How much is she paying that lady to screw her.
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Not enough. It would never be enough.
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How much is she paying that lady to screw her?
lol @ "bumping tart pies"...adding that to my list of D-listedisms.
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No amount of money could induce me to shove my face into Rosie's ladyparts. Regardless of her fancy red drawers.
*hurk*
I'm sure this woman would have been drawn to Rosie's warm, generous kind soul and not her faltering celebrity and certain wealth. Rosie is a miserable, unhappy cow.
rosie always looks like shes about to lunge and bite someones nipples off
Every middle aged lesbian I have ever known looks decades older than they are, they just have such a hardened, weathered look on their face that no amount of makeup can cover.
One guy I went to school with works with a older lesbian whose partner left her. He said it is sinking in that she is all alone- no wife, no husband, no kids and no chance of grandkids. And not enough money to date to find someone new. He said she is very angry now, just downright miserable, taking it out on everyone around her.
I guess it is a difficult lifestyle for older women especially if they are alone. Rosie has money but she is soooo unattractive and I hear she is mean as a snake.
I wouldn't hit it.
She kinda looks like Laura Linney.
How does Joey Buttafuoco keep getting these decent-looking women?
Work it, Marcia Cross!
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That has got to be some ugly ugly sex
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:19pm.
...And I wish she'd learn how to smile or at least fake it. This baring of the teeth is awful.
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I agree, it's more like a snarl than a smile. A smarl, if you will. I've seen rottweilers with sweeter smiles - Nothing against Rosie-
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:19pm.
That is an understatement. I recently read a magazine article w/her blaming her anger on hormones or some shit like that. And, I am like, bitch please. You were a loud, mouth obnoxious twit coming out your momma's pussy. No amount of money on this earth, could make me hit that. Sorry. Maybe if I was a desperate bitch hard up for money I could give an amount but I'm not. She is gross.
If I had to choose between her and Roseanne, I would choose death.
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I do like Rosie for her out spokenness but I think she must be murder to live with, for her kids and partners alike. I'd say her temper and moods are legendary, it must be like walking on eggshells all day - a terrible way to grow up - god knows I know how that is.
And I wish she'd learn how to smile or at least fake it. This baring of the teeth is awful.
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"(...) living with Rosie is probably as pleasant as licking up Donald Trump's undertit cheese with the lights on, (...)"
This is a certified appetite killer. Thanks to MK I finally made good on my promise not to eat crisps again.
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I think Rosie looks good here. The new ladyfriend is giving me Marcia Cross vibes for some reason.
Good for you Rosie that is one slammin hottie
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There was a time i would confuse rosie with roseanne barr as wierd as that may sound.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Her new piece looks like she fell out of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tree.
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seriously, was this the Monthly meeting of The Carpet Munchers of America??
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:01pm.
ubmitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "...My sister is a hot gayelle, and one thing I've learned from her relationships is that women are not inherently more faithful than men. That whole "men are dogs, women are loyal" cliche was invented to support the marriage institution and condone shitty male behavior. But it's a crock of shit. Women can be down-low dirty dawgs, especially if they're not tied down by financial need."
SO TRUE. Women generally are very good at cheating, too. Men are generally very sloppy cheaters, the big doofuses
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No amount of money could make me pretend to find Rosie sexy. This woman is a champ if she's tongue filleting Rosie's stuff.
And Christ, how is Natasha doing? The last I heard about her she was in the hospital with the hep among other issues.
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I wish I could find someone to get lezzie with :-(
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Whamo, thanks for that! :P
glad I chose the pea soup over the minestone!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:55am.
Oh shit, Rosie's new piece has the crazy eyes. She looks like Charlie Sheen's psycho piece, Brooke Mueller. I'd bet my last chicken McNugget this bitch will wind up taking Rosie for a ride.
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That was my first thought, Charlie`s ex is fucking ROSIE????
Now I hope that it was a Kid`s Gala without actual kids present, otherwise her underwear jokes are beyond tasteless.
And that has nothing to do with being a dyke.
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ubmitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "...My sister is a hot gayelle, and one thing I've learned from her relationships is that women are not inherently more faithful than men. That whole "men are dogs, women are loyal" cliche was invented to support the marriage institution and condone shitty male behavior. But it's a crock of shit. Women can be down-low dirty dawgs, especially if they're not tied down by financial need."
SO TRUE. Women generally are very good at cheating, too. Men are generally very sloppy cheaters, the big doofuses.
Rosie looks half-way decent. Sort of Ina Gartenish. Oy-Vey, Fran! Only a piece of coffee-cake in the mornings, Doll. Not the whole thing.
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:55am.
I'd bet my last chicken McNugget this bitch will wind up taking Rosie for a ride.
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Oh shit, Rosie's new piece has the crazy eyes. She looks like Charlie Sheen's psycho piece, Brooke Mueller. I'd bet my last chicken McNugget this bitch will wind up taking Rosie for a ride.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:43am.
why is her hand all red like that?
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She was fisting Rosie on the wrong day of the month?
Rosie's Aunt Ruby was visiting but her girl's into that sort of thing.
I'm getting a Dana Delaney, White Oprah mashup vibe from the piece.
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Wow, Natasha is actually looking pretty good these days.
Rosie's hooha is a barf bag.
Is Gale an out lesbian now? I mean isn't every one of the women in those pics a lesbian, except Fran who I believe said she was bisexual at one point or another (probably when all the cool girls like Drew Barrymore were saying it despite going the next decade without ever actually dating a woman)
lol at the "lesbian Donald Trump version" true
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Rosie's ex was actually quite attractive. This one looks like Danny Bonaduce's ex wife. As far as Gail, yes she was a news anchor from Connecticut (where I'm from too) but she really sucked at it...flubbing her words all over the place. She was a cheap ho too. My sister was the manager at a nice shop in the Westfarms Mall and Gail would stop in cruising the sale racks always asking the help to "look in the back to see if they had -insert marked down item here- in a size 10" - yeah, honey, we keep the good stuff in the back room just for you. heh.
How DOES she do it?
oh right she's got truckloads of $$$... thilly me.
Luvs2tango how dare you speak badly of Miss Rojo Caliente!?!?!?
;p
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
why is her hand all red like that?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:22am.
Bwhahaha! Yes, very true.
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Douchechill!
Yep, thanks for the red bra and panties visual - so much for lunch.
The only thing worse than doing Rosie would be to go down on Chastity.
Lesbians always seem to have such an ugly partner, like the redhead in Sex in the City.
What's up with that?
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