Tuesday, September 20th 2011
- IrishFury, I know you don't
1 min 47 sec ago - She's part blonde too,
2 min 27 sec ago - Sucks for the kids that
2 min 45 sec ago - Two things strike me as
2 min 51 sec ago - They keep finding these in
3 min 37 sec ago - The Snuggies from Antarctica
3 min 39 sec ago - Submitted by IrishFury on
3 min 53 sec ago - I thought "looks like
4 min 53 sec ago - They're engaged. How twee.
5 min 20 sec ago - IF, I haz the flu also.
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"Tiger, the correct pron. of Anthony is actually "Antony" so she might have been right there. *oh that kills me*"
I've only ever heard my UK/Irish friends pronounce it sans "h". Now, Hopkins is English, but I've never heard anybody except Gwyn (American) pronounce it the English way.
Hence, Gwynnie is still a pretentious fuckwad. Revel with us!
Sarah Smile
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 4:39pm.
Hyacinth Bucket-Paltrow-Martin throws the most amazing candlelight suppers.
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LOOOL! It's Bouquet..dear! You just know she ONLY uses the Royal Doulton with the handpainted periwinkles :) :)
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"Your mama is going to make George Clooney happier than anybody ever could!" - MK
Gwyn LIVES for formality, in every way!
Fishsticks, you pretentious star-fucking remora cunt.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Lenny has more talent in his little fingers then fishsticks has in her whole snooty body. How much is she paying him and many other artists to be photographed with her lame ass self?
That's the last f'ing straw Fishy!! No one calls Lenny, Leonard. that's where she's f'ing crossed the line.
she probably thinks she's being funny
Whose grody, pigsty house is that, anyhow? It looks like somebody's first post-college 1-BR in Greenpoint with five roommates. How did they lure Goopy to this hovel?? I think I had that lamp in 1986.
Please do your research before you ejaculate the hate from your fingertips. ~MK
Fishy knows all the great poseur songwriters - William, Leonard, Christopher.
Submitted by ZenShaman on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:28pm.
Leonard is short. Who knew?
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No, Leonard is normal, Lenny is short.
And the proper pronunciation for Goop is fuckin poop.
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Put on your lip gloss, plump your chichis and let's get back to the main event.
~ Michael K
Coincidentally, she also happens to be the last remaining person in the universe who gives a rat's behind about Lenny Kravitz at all.
(I'd still hit it, though)
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I can't believe you are all being so disrespectfully familiar with Gwyneth and calling her a "cunt", when the correct, formal address is "cuntress".
*disgusted*
For someone who like being nicknamed "GOOP" so much that she named an empire after it, you'd think she'd be a lot less formal. Also, why did she think GOOP was a compliment?
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:13pm.
Tiger, the correct pron. of Anthony is actually "Antony" so she might have been right there. *oh that kills me*
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"Antony" is the UK pronunciation, "AnTHony" is used in the US. However, if he's always gone by AnTHony, than our Fishy was just being her usual annoying self.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
I fucking hate this dumb bitch!
Tiger, the correct pron. of Anthony is actually "Antony" so she might have been right there. *oh that kills me*
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:35pm.
so what are you saying?
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Ha ha, Jack -- just saw this. Love you!
I just spit up in my mouth after reading this..
God this fake bitch is vom inducing..
WHY do all celebs feel the need to snuggle up to her phony pretentious ass?
IN THIS ECONOMY my idea is to start a new chapter of Agents of Pie Kill Unlimited, make myself for hire by citizens who have just had ENOUGH of trash with money like this trick here and will pay good $$ to see them popped in the puss with a pie.. see also Anita Bryant..
ugh.. DESPISE this troll.. go away fishy..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
I just spit up in my mouth after reading this..
God this fake bitch is vom inducing..
WHY do all celebs feel the need to snuggle up to her phony pretentious ass?
IN THIS ECONOMY my idea is to start a new chapter of Agents of Pie Kill Unlimited, make myself for hire by citizens who have just had ENOUGH of trash with money like this trick here and will pay good $$ to see them popped in the puss with a pie.. see also Anita Bryant..
ugh.. DESPISE this troll.. go away fishy..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
We should call her by her real name, Cunty Cunterson.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
A classic that I LOVE to revisit is when, years ago, Goopy called Anthony Hopkins "Sir AnTONY Hopkins"...and DUDE CALLED HER OUT ON IT ON NATIONAL TV. He said, "I have no idea why she calls me that. My name is pronounced AnTHony..." Go Tony, Go Tony, it's yo' birfday....
I lurve him fo' dat...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
DP
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
Doesn't simple etiquette dictate that you call people what they want to be called? Goopy has a stick so far up her ass she makes Martha Stewart look like Courtney Love.
Yes, she really IS Diane Chmabers! We should petition for a formal name change.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Hyacinth Bucket-Paltrow-Martin throws the most amazing candlelight suppers.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
What she really needs is a GD Onslow reality check..
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
If it's the French way, it should be LAY O NAR !
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Dark-sided!
I have no use for this globe trotting, grass fed cow.
*loading Brazillian toad organic poison in my dart gun to shoot her*
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Fuck that, You know she calls him LEE-O-NARD in the French way
You ignorant bitches
I read the most obnoxious article about Lee-o-nard living amoung the island people as a bohemian poseur in his designer shoes in n Airstream trailer on the beach next to his studio. It was so fucking ridic I am sure these two get on so well
ETA: and the article in the fucking in-flight Delta mag!!!
Christ, she's a world class cuntress these days. how obnoxious that she's basically ripping off that iconoclast show by always associating herself with some celeb from removed from her to show how cool she is. So she's tight with JayZ and "B" (since that's what she calls her. She's now bitch is acting all ace boon coon with Lenny Kravitz. She's like genital herpes in the sense that she just won't fucking go away.
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"They tell me you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a bad-ass motherfucker"
She has been photographed with a lot of musician's lately. Unfortunately, none are her husband.
God, can she be more uncool?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Leonard does steal many of his riffs from James Hendricks.
Leonard?Bitch,FOK UP! Toffee nosed up your own hole knobby kneed cunt. This is why I dont have a TWATTER account. Reading stupid shit these people write and throw up a picture of themselves. FAIL!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:53pm.
Goopy looks mighty nerdy in this pic. I'm sure you can do much better than her!
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Well thanks for that Mickey, that's very nice of you.
I'm sure once I lance the 5" boil from my neck, get my lazy eye looked at and nip this leprosy thing in the bud I'll put my prosthetic legs on and hop over to the local singles bar and do my thing. oh yaa!
I bet she calls her BFF Jerry Seinfeld 'Jerome', haha
Hmmm. I've called him Leonard many times.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
I'd like to imagine this picture was taken as Leonard was coming to Goopy for advice on finding his neck.
before i hit the dusty trail... credit where credit is due... you nailed it, TexnDoc!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo&feature=related
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I like Lenny's early stuff like "Let Love Rule". Yes, he's talented, but all his songs, catchy though they may be, do sound derivative.
One thing these two have in common is a huge head-start in showbiz due to their parents.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lmao @ jack & sushi. bwhaaaa. where is cupcake?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:10pm.
The "Diane Chambers" of the pop/rock music world.
OMG, yes! She's insufferable.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
not this bitch again!
Seriously...she's like that obnoxious teacher who insists on calling you by your full name even though you've told her a million times that you hate it.
Remember when she called Billy Joel..."William"?
I just want to meet her and say..."can I call you by your real name "Fishsticks"??? or maybe Fishy...or how about just FISH??? She's such a stuck up bitch.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
You KNOW that encounter actually happened in the Presidential Suite at Hotel Georges V in Paris and Fishsticks had her Ministry of Goopaganda Photoshop her and Kravitz in front of the bedsheet-hung windows of a "gritty, downtown" loft party. So street.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:42pm.
just for Gwen, and Leonard... find some real licks for a bit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUCNsZXCd58
*mumbles*... *shrugs*... worthless, pretentious, useless gas bags.
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I THOUGHT Leonard sounded familiar "back in the day!" "Are you going my way" comes to mind...hmmmm... Thanks for reminding us what REAL music is (or was, sadly)!!!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Sorry for the quadruple postings!
Whose shitty apartment are they in?