Jackass Being A Jackass

September 20, 2011 / Posted by:

No, Steve-O is not going to win me over by making his chin look like it has half of a nutsack is growing out of it (Yes, he is).

Because Steve-O is obviously addicted to getting his temperature taken in urgent care and he can’t go a week without looking like he tried to give a beej to one of those punch walls on Wipeout, he did the dumb fuck dive by swan diving straight into Mike Tyson’s fist at the very end of Charlie Sheen’s Roast last night. Dear wild animals of the wild, us humans punch the pain into each other for sport!

TSteve-O is always running face first into fists! This is nothing new. If he really wanted to do something special for Charlie’s stupid big night, he should’ve taken off his pants, dipped his butt hole in a tub of Crisco, laid ass up on top of the human slingshot and flung himself right onto Mike Tyson’s fist. They could’ve called it The Human Coat Rack. Or Fly Fisting. What William Shatner really meant to say at the end of that mess of a stunt was, “Steve-O, what the fuck? You should’ve went ass first.

(Image via Whosay)

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