Jackass Being A Jackass
No, Steve-O is not going to win me over by making his chin look like it has half of a nutsack is growing out of it (Yes, he is).
Because Steve-O is obviously addicted to getting his temperature taken in urgent care and he can't go a week without looking like he tried to give a beej to one of those punch walls on Wipeout, he did the dumb fuck dive by swan diving straight into Mike Tyson's fist at the very end of Charlie Sheen's Roast last night. Dear wild animals of the wild, us humans punch the pain into each other for sport!
TSteve-O is always running face first into fists! This is nothing new. If he really wanted to do something special for Charlie's stupid big night, he should've taken off his pants, dipped his butt hole in a tub of Crisco, laid ass up on top of the human slingshot and flung himself right onto Mike Tyson's fist. They could've called it The Human Coat Rack. Or Fly Fisting. What William Shatner really meant to say at the end of that mess of a stunt was, "Steve-O, what the fuck? You should've went ass first."
(Image via Whosay)
Wasn't he recently released from a mental institution? Obviously he was released too soon.
What an asshole. Why wasn't he with Ryan Dunn when he crashed his car?
I liked Jackass and Wild Boyz, but I have never like Steve O and I can't stand that asshole Bam.
Now Chris Pontius I adore!
@over here... Cool, thx.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by DDT on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 10:33am.
He is all of those things, but it seems as if there is even MORE to it. Was he born this way? Dropped on his head too many times as a kid? Programmed this way? Created in some MTV-owned-and-operated douchebag factory?
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You should check out his memoir A Professional Idiot. It answers all your questions and even you dont like or care about him its a pretty entertaining, fast read.
What is wrong with him? Really... what is wrong with him? Obviously he's self-destructive, masochistic, an addict, permanently starved for attention of ANY kind, emotionally unstable, possible MPD or DID... (come to think of it, this sounds like a few D-listers, but I digress...)
He is all of those things, but it seems as if there is even MORE to it. Was he born this way? Dropped on his head too many times as a kid? Programmed this way? Created in some MTV-owned-and-operated douchebag factory?
And what is wrong with our media that they put perpetual f**k-ups like him & Sheen on a pedestal? Whatever it is, I feel sorry for him, and I feel sorry for those who think that he is some kind of role-model to be emulated.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
steve o possessed by demonic evil thangs. says so in that you tube doc mtv did or something. sad about his mom though and how he was trying to kill himself with drugs to be reunited with her in death?? like, wtf? fucking weirdo dude for sure...
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 7:21am.
Darkknight,
I was reading the NY Times yesterday and they had an article about how women love to be with men with low Barry White voices. Perhaps that explains my wierd attraction to Seth Macfarlane. He looks about 18 and his dorky hair puzzles me, but I would do him in a heartbeat..yep..its the voice.
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That would explain a lot. Now that I think about it I am hopelessly attracted to men who speak eloquently and have deep voices.
Thus it means I'm not just a slut, this is beyond my control. It's nature that keeps making me attracted to voices. Damn you nature! Why wont you let me be great?
LMAO at Bill Shatner!!! "WTF?!"
Seth McFarland is a funny motherfucker, that is all.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
poor steve-o, he never did nothing to anyone and as off the wall as he seems to be, he's nice.
and to those of you thinking it was JUST an attention getting stunt, it was better than that ... he just wanted to be able to say he got a black eye from mike tyson, one of the biggest boxing names of our times.
yeah, his apt looks like a rehab efficiency but SO (the fuck) WHAT?! i want to see all you hater's homes in next month's Better Homes and Gardens magazine.
yeah, steve-o may be nuts, but he sure is nicer than you (and me).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Darkknight,
I was reading the NY Times yesterday and they had an article about how women love to be with men with low Barry White voices. Perhaps that explains my wierd attraction to Seth Macfarlane. He looks about 18 and his dorky hair puzzles me, but I would do him in a heartbeat..yep..its the voice.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Holy hell, William Shatner is 80. Had no fucking clue, that guy is fucking amazing. That old and still going strong.
Steve o is an idiot with a death wish. Whatever.
I don't know what is wrong with me, but I would with seth mcfarlane, over and over.
i stand corrected...i looked at william shatner's reaction and it is priceless...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Words can truly not describe how much I despise this douchebag. Every time he opens his mouth and I hear that stupid voice of his, I want to strangle the life out of him. The sooner he goes away, be it drug overdose, car accident, some horrible disease, or being kicked in the head by a donkey, the better.
Can't help it, Jeffrey Ross cracks me up at every roast so I always watch them
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Watching that was finally worth it at the end...William Shatner's reaction was hilarious. Steve-O? What the f...? Bwahahahaha
Otherwise, I have no use for the jackass and his dumb "look at me" stunts.
@ritzyroxie
"faux poon" ha ha
This guy needs to read a book or something, maybe work on that low self-esteem. He's officially too old to be doing this crap.
Dipshit. I love the look of contempt he gets from William Shatner
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"Your mama is going to make George Clooney happier than anybody ever could!" - MK
Total loser for doing that, for some reason I thought maybe he'd toned it down after trying to kill himself. I realised I've never heard him talk before, I was shocked when he spoke. If my eyes hadn't been on the screen I would have sworn that was a little person talking.
I nearly died when I heard the line from the 'anonymous' comedian 'Don't give up your suicide'. Whoa! She's got balls.
Submitted by Saix on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 2:06am.
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You're right, he's manic depressive. He has been in rehab around 2006/07 and tried to kill himself, or something.
I don't like him very much, as he did the most stupid things, but I don't get the constant Jackass-bashing. I have never been that dumb to recreate their stunts or even really watch the show, but these guys were selling us shit - but at least they were honest about it, unlike the millions of other people who are doing the same.
The guy comes off as if he has a serious mental issue. This is JUST me speculating, but looking for attention can also mean he's looking for someone to help him. Honestly, I don't see why you would purposely hurt/harm yourself just to get a few laughs out of someone.
I actually had to google this to be sure, but he has always had that unfortunate chin. I have to admit, i've never seen anything quite like it. Yes, that's what I chose to focus on.
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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"
What a hot piece. *hacks up a lung*
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Yep not doing too well financially, judging from his tiny cheap-looking kitchen..
Before ya take that self-portrait, check out the background. Reminds me of when when Heidi & Spencer took that pic inside their house & everything in the background looked like a cheap tract home.
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Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 9:24pm.
Not even cheapo stainless steel appliances I see...hmm...economy apartment indeed.
He must have a brain tumor.
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I HATE Jackass, but I'm not their demographic. And this turd is ridiculous. I watched the roast and some of it was funny. Then right at the end this tool had to be an ass and spoil everything! WHY? Why would you willingly do that to yourself? Just for a few cheap laughs? What a fucking loser!
I'm going to nominate Tyson for a Dutch knighthood. Hopefully our Queen is willing to overlook his little transgressions for this goodwill gesture towards humanity. I see this in Tyson's future:
http://www.kabinetsplannen.nl/prinsjesdag.html
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I heart William Shatner..and that is all I liked about this clip.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
I never found the Jackass guys entertaining. Personally I thought they all just wanted to lube up and buttfuck each other; seem to really like getting ass naked around each other a little too much. Also wasn't Jackass like relevent like 10 years ago? Wtf cares? SteveO will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight. Bam is just using is dead dumbass friend to stay in the tabloids since he blew through his money like LiLo would Scarface's coke mound. Its pathetic. And seriously why is Sheen getting more attention? Geez, when will this A-list asshole od?
Stupidest thing I've seen today.
Never heard of this moron before. What exactly does he do for a living?
I thought the Jackassers died.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:58pm.
aka, "Look at me everyone...see, I'm still relevant. LOOK. AT. ME. Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Yup. Have not heard hide nor hair from this asswipe in a good long while until now. Idiot.
What a turd.
"Should've GONE", actually.
Not even cheapo stainless steel appliances I see...hmm...economy apartment indeed.
When I was in grade school, there was always a kid who would eat worms or other grossout things to get attention. Not sure I was all that jazzed to see it then, and steve-o is just boring now.
My kids used to watch that jackass shit, and thank god they didn't get killed trying those stunts.
Ugly mofo.
Steve-O has a small penis. And the typical behavior of a man with a small penis.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 7:50pm.
Awww meat you had me until you made fun of Seth MacFarlane. I love him :(
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For some reason I love him too.
Shatner was the best. I could watch him over and over again.
I'd probably fuck Steve-O. I'm already wondering what's in the fridge behind him.
Jeeesus Criminently couldn't they find two REAL comdedians instead of Tyson and this fool???
If you taped/DVR'd fast forward pass this AND Tyson.
Seriously, where's the boooze?
that guy freaked me out (seth m) because he has to be in his late 30's or 40's but he looks so young and also because he was amongst all those losers (he's quite polished). it was my first time seeing who he was.
i wasn't ragging on him, just taken aback.
... and please, c'mon, you know he looks like a (perfected) brady kid!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Awww meat you had me until you made fun of Seth MacFarlane. I love him :(
These Jackasses though..don't get it. Never have, never will
steve-o demanded souvenir and that was the best part of the classless night.
everyone knows that these roasts are loserfests in both the roasted and the roasters. a serious bunch of has-beens and nobodys ... every time.
wtf with the brady kid lookalike with voice ... he wrote family guy? -it's an old show but he looks all of 26. looks like he had extreme amounts of plastic surgery, kinda creepy and shiny looking.
other than shatner, tyson, steve-o and lovitz I knew no one.
who the fuck is patrice oneal? a guy? wtf. i only knew of one, an actress i think.
brooke looked high as a kite in the audience. stupid ass hat too.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
If you wanna do yourself a favor, only watch the last 4 seconds of the clip. That`s all you need to see.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Ahhaha... I just watched that clip for Shatner, and it was worth it. He rocks. God, I despise those Jackass losers. Won't they ever go away?
What a way to get noticed.
Submitted by electrique on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 6:27pm.
I really fucking hate how Charlie Sheen is being rewarded for being an abusive cuntface.
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I'll second that.
Looks like Steve-O lives in an efficiency apartment.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 7:01pm.
I didn't watch Sheen's roast, but Shatner's roast was hilarious.
I can't figure Steve-O's chin out. Does he have a weird chin or a turkey wattle?
---Now that you point it out, it kinda looks like a wall hung urinal.