Afternoon Crumbs

September 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Justin Theroux is a selfish umbrella hog! But he’s wearing a $12,000 hat made of panda fur that he bought with Jennifer Aniston’s AMEX so I totally understand – Lainey Gossip

Because you’ve been telling yourself all day, “What I really need is a photo series of Chaz Bono’s nipples” – The Superficial

And I wish my wife was an asshole attached hot a piece of man,” Hugh Jackman went on to say – The Berry

Do ask, do tell, do try not to melt into a puddle over this coming out video – Towleroad

Leonardo DiCaprio in the trailer for J. Edgar Hoover (working title: PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAH ALREADY) – Just Jared

Anna Paquin can do half of a chin-up while I can do zero percent of a chin-up! – Hollywood Tuna

Russell Armstrong’s lawyer called Taylor Lipstrong a STUNT QUEEN for allegedly faking her abuse pictures – Celebitchy

73-year-old Jane Fonda’s got the ass of a 2-week-old fetus AT LEAST – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Brad Pitt leaves Angie Jo at home for the Oakland premiere of MoneyballPopsugar

Dear Anna Faris, The House Bunny finished shooting a long ass time ago. You can get out of your costume now! – Popoholic

It’s all fun and fluff until the world is populated with a terrifying monkey dog in a few months – The Daily What

Spermacide in a GIF – Videogum

Brit Brit’s got a gun – Hollywood Rag

ScarJo, fuck you for stealing Willy Wonka’s glasses – Cityrag

Just like that, Nutty Madam is researching ways to fornicate with an Mp3 – I’m Not Obsessed

Teri Hatcher did sex to Andrew Dice Clay’s body. Do with that what you will. – Celebslam

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