Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Some more co-stars who despise each other. Apparently the root of this feud is that the younger B- list actress said some very nasty things about this A list actress and the reasons why she split with her husband. The pair did the tiniest amount of press together for their movie, did not speak forever until the Emmy Awards and did not speak while being photographed. (CDAN)

So Kate Winslet is the one who paid that dancing French ho to “accidentally” knock a toof out of Evan Rachel Wood with their elbow at a club in Paris? That’s a well played hit, Kate!

Which current “Dancing with the Stars” contestant has such a bad temper that producers fear he could blow a gasket at any time? Producers have taken special precautions and hired an on-set psychiatrist to make sure the wannabe hoofer doesn’t lose it on stage! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Three beautiful words that every Los Angeles-area psychiatrist’s office receptionist will say into the waiting room area at least once in their career: METTA WORLD PEACE.

Notice that this B- list movie actress looked a little harried and not quite 100%? It is because she had told her B+ television actor who sometimes masquerades as a really bad B- movie actor that she was not going to the show. She just wanted to stay at home because she does not get along with any of his cast. He talked her into it and she came grudgingly. (CDAN)

Fishsticks Paltrow works for the first part, but it obviously isn’t her since the second part reads B+ television actor instead of A+ cunt singer. So I’ll write Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s names on paper in black pen and throw that shit into the guessing hat.

This married, foreign born C+/B- television actress on a very hit show spent about ten minutes making out and groping this always ready to play B/A- list actor who just completed a run on a very popular show. It was not like the pair were not spotted. The actress was overheard saying later that she thinks her husband will understand. “It was just kissing.” (CDAN)

I have zero ideas for the actress, but the man whore actor is either Jeremy Piven or Charlie Sheen. If you really want to know, just go to the Hollywood Free Clinic and wait until a C+ actress shows up to pick up genital yogurt cream for the HPV wart garden that grew on her tongue.

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