Hot Slut Of The Day!
Larry Merchant, the 80-year-old HBO sports commentator who has been analyzing boxing since the legendary Godfrey vs. Raymond match from the first holy war and who unwrapped the expired caramel square in my heart last night when he told Floyd Mayweather that if his bones were 50 years younger he'd knock a bitch out! Everybody wins when a Not The One Pepaw threatens to let a bad hip be damned and put a beat down on a young whippa snappa!
So, there's this thing called welterweight boxing where sweaty muscled-up pocket hotties bust face-twisting blows into each other's faces and necks for money (not to be confused with gay midget porn) and last night in Las Vegas Floyd Mayweather and Victor Ortiz went at it. USA Today tells me that some people weren't happy with how things ended, because Victor headbutted (which always sounds to me like the name for giving head to a butt) Floyd and then the latter "sucker punched" the former to take the win.
Well, I guess Larry Merchant doesn't ever sprinkle sugar on Floyd, because during a post-match interview the new champion went off at the old bitch for never giving him a "fair shake." Floyd said Larry "ain't shit," Larry told Floyd he wish he was 50 years younger so he'd kick some ass and we all screamed YES!!!
Oh, Floyd. Don't act like like we all don't know that before you were welterweight champion of the world, you were wearing tiny hats like nobody else while throwing hot sass on movies as your stage name Miss Blaine Edwards. Uh huh. You were a classy lady then, so act like a classy lady now, bitch! No, I don't mean that. If Floyd never got bitchy on Larry then we would've never had this beautiful pay-per-view moment.
I, for one, can't wait until Mayweather vs. Merchant 2011.
via Deadspin
"Larry told Floyd he wish he was 50 years younger so he'd kick some ass and we all screamed YES!!!"
I'll drink to that Larry 'Hic. I love this drunk mofo!
It's too bad this had to happen at all. First off Lary IS an asshole and always has been when it comes to the post fight interviews. I've seen this guy say the stupidest and quite frankly confrontational things to many boxers. He needs to sit the fuck down.
Mayweather is an asshole as well and if the guy would just shut up and box he'd be seen for the talent he is instead of the fucktard he is.
Boxing needs a white heavy weight hope in order to bring it back to the peoples attention. Black vs white (however wrong it is) is ALWAYS a good promotion for a fight.
Boxing is a WAY better sport to watch provided you have a good match up. I fucking HATE UFC CRAP fighting. I have never seen a sport more hyped when the majority of actual fights are a fucking bore fest with guys rolling around the ground for the majority of the fight. I KNOW it takes a lot of talent to grapple but grappling and rolling around the cage like Greek wrestlers is a snooze fest!
Bring back the sweet science of BOXING!
damn not only did Floyd cheat, he is an arrogant prick too..isn't he the asshole that was burning $100 bills...fucking prick!!
damn not only did Floyd cheat, he is an arrogant prick too..isn't he the asshole that was burning $100 bills...fucking prick!!
I always equated boxing to be a celebration of violence. I hate what boxing, football and other rough sports physically do to the athletes who play them. The more successful you are, many times the more you end up paying with pain in the end. :(
Floyd this is the last time you work in this town again.
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Fuck Don Zimmer--the man charged Pedro like a wild animal.
Mayweather v Merchant would go about as well as Pedro v Zimmer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8Tpt6lEjg
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
It's weird to me to see sports on this site. Exceptions being PHG doing anything sporty, D.Beckham and Metta World Peace.
I haven't cared about boxing since Felix Trinidad retired. Although, I would watch the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight if Mayweather has the balls to step into the ring.
Larry has a history of saying rude things and getting in trouble. He had to apologize to de la Hoya and the Mexican community after saying Mariachi music stunk after Hoya used it for his entrance music.
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Why on earth does this require an apology to the Mexican community? It may be rude, but not sure why he needed to apologize for that.
Personally, I think it is refreshing that a post-event interviewer doesn't just let some idiot wax on about nothing.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 11:12am.
Eighty years old?! Homeboy look fabulous for seventy!
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I guess men not only age better, but they can get away with botoxing and facelifts much better too.
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" I don't know why these guys get so vested in boxing that they think they can actually fight guys who have trained all their lives."
I think there's a strain of pepaw that just gets vainglorious as they age. He knows damn well a young'un wouldn't dare hit him, so he talks a very big game.
My father is kind of an offender on this front, so I'm speaking (somewhat) from experience.
Sarah Smile
first off, i love larry.
2nd, larry was being an asshole to mayweather (who i can't stand) so i can understand why mayweather went off ... old man was riding him and not letting him have his win.
3rd, ortiz and mayweather are both dirty so no foul on mayweather for the 1-2 sucker.
4th, old larry was awesome for snapping back at mayweather.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Larry Merchant isn't a boxer and never was a boxer. I think people not familiar with boxing tend to think that these head commentators have an active history in boxing when they don't. I don't know why these guys get so vested in boxing that they think they can actually fight guys who have trained all their lives.
Larry has a history of saying rude things and getting in trouble. He had to apologize to de la Hoya and the Mexican community after saying Mariachi music stunk after Hoya used it for his entrance music.
As far as the sucker punch I would be sympathetic if Ortiz hadn't head butted Floyd before the punch took place.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
go Larry! he looks fabulous.
hbo you be partay poopahs for taking down the vid. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 11:32am.
HBO? They've been showing 24/7, 24/7. I even watched that shit and I'm not into boxing.
Boxing is overrated,rigged and dangerous. I don't get it. Taking that many hits to the head causes severe brain and nerve damage and can even lead to dementia. Muhammed Ali was one of the greatest fighters in the world,but the man can barely speak or fully function now.
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Sucker punch a/k/a DRY GULCH.....see This Boy's Life.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+gulch
haha! told him!
I've seen some weird shit on this site but this one has got to have me the most shocked. How in the world did MK stumble across this without watching ESPN?
I hate boxing. I grew up in a family that loved this shit. I always thought it was barbaric. That being said, there are a few people I'd love to put in the ring. I'll start with my boss and Iron Mike, simply for the joy I would get at Mike punching the hell outta my boss and maybe snacking on his ear.
TEAM LARRY!
I love it when oldies have their fightin' panties on!
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 11:23am.
What's a sucker punch? I hear people complaining that Floyd sucker punched Ortiz, but it just looks like plain ol' punching to me.
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You're supposed to touch gloves, then step back, THEN start swinging. He barely touched gloves and hit Ortiz, before he was ready. Very unsportsman-like behavior, as noted by the crowd, who were booing like crazy.
Good on you, Larry!
What's a sucker punch? I hear people complaining that Floyd sucker punched Ortiz, but it just looks like plain ol' punching to me.
He does look great! I hope I look that good at 80.
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What an adorable pepaw. I'm love him.
Damn, pepaw ain't scared of SHIT.
As for boxing these days, it's all bullshit. There's no such thing as a fair fight or honest match. The winners are predetermined in backroom negotiations and the hype gets people to buy the PPV. One group of folks gets pitted against another, and I'm not down with that fuckery. Whatever.
Eighty years old?! Homeboy look fabulous for seventy!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11