Hot Ensemble Of The Month Goes To Uma Thurman!
The days of freezer burned fupas are quickly coming upon those of us who live in the Northeast, so now is the perfect time to let your gut pores breathe in air before they have to go into hibernation. Uma Thurman knows this and so she wore the official Honey Badger weekday uniform as she strolled out with her children in NYC on Wednesday.
Somebody hand me a double-sided anything and dip it in some kitchen grease, because both UsWeekly and the Daily Mail need to get fucked for calling this perfect ensemble "bizarre" and "slobby." Those jealous shade queens must be using an opposite dictionary, because they really meant to say this whole entire look is "practical" and "SO NOW."
The hat tells me that Uma likes a touch of retro, because she's obviously wearing the cap my mom's best friend bought at Michael's, hoping she'd find the time to glamourize it with puffy glitter paint and dot lettering (she never did). The knotted shirts tell me that Uma doesn't believe in shirt favoritism and so she not only cut off the circulation of her top shirt, but she did it to her bottom shirt too. And finally, the Marlboros tucked into her bra strap loudly tells me that she's just a practical bitch and a people person who warmly embraces crackhead hobos asking her for a cigarette every other block. Does Playtex sell the bra straps alone, because I've been looking for a practical place to keep my Trident.
Shut down every stupid Best Dressed of the Year list, because nothing will ever top this.
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I have to agree, her skin looks amazing and she's aging unbelievably well. Considering all the time that's passed since Dangerous Liaisons, she doesn't look all that different. How the heck do some people just stay ageless that way? Must be good living. And by that, I don't mean organic diets or hours of yoga, I mean a general and lifelong sense of "I-Don't-Give-A Shit-ness."
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
she lives in my hood. its awesome she always looks like this (because everyone else dresses up to go to the bodega cause they think they are in Gossip Girl).
Looooooooove her....
Sorry folks, there is nothing "stunning" about her. Jesus, that gut. Keep up with the ciggies and we'll check out the skin in another 5 years.
Okay, silly outfit aside, chick looks fucking stunning sans fards. Her skin is perfect. LOVE her.
An aside: I cannot flippin' WAIT for Kill Bill: Vol. 3! The Bride returns, and I can only imagine a blind Elle Driver wants her revenge. But I don't know anything about the plot. I tell you what, QT can suck my toes anytime. The man's a gawddamned genius.
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Devil's advocate.
OK, the hat is bad, but she still looks stunning and she's not even wearing makeup! Her skin is amazing.
I don't care what she wears she is still fucking gorgeous!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:55pm.
I have to admire how she doesn't give one shit.
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I have to agree...
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Uma is the real deal. She can act and her mommy and daddy did not buy her career (I don't think). She is beautiful and apparently smokes!
I can't hate on Uma. She was motherfuckin' Beatrix Kiddo.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 7:15pm.
heller beaches i lurve sessy so hope u brush ur teefs b4 bed tonite so yo bref be fresh
LOL!!
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:53pm.
I love the cigs resting on her tittay. Klassy!
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Agree!
But where is she hiding her lighter? Is that tucked up under, being held by one of her breasts! =)
I think you spoke too soon. Fishsticks just walked into the Emmy's with something that makes Uma look classy.
does not look like uma thurman. looks a lot more like a russian lookalike.
and by lookalike i mean high class prostitute lookalike.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 7:15pm.
heller beaches i lurve sessy so hope u brush ur teefs b4 bed tonite so yo bref be fresh
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LMAO
Teefs and bref are two of the coolest words out there. They just MUST have been created on D-listed!!
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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heller beaches i lurve sessy so hope u brush ur teefs b4 bed tonite so yo bref be fresh
Submitted by KA on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 6:01pm.
To quote Sgt. Hulka from "Stripes": "Lighten up, Francis."
Submitted by KA on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 6:01pm.
off topic: why do people use words like lurve and sessy? it's love and sexy. why is that so fucking hard to spell out? that shit's not cute, but maybe im just old.
Some people choose not to capitalize. Just a personal taste. "Sessy" on a silly gossip blog seems fine; in a formal movie review or college paper, questionable.
Downton Abbey, Season 2 (ITV 1)
Submitted by KA on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 6:01pm.
off topic: why do people use words like lurve and sessy? it's love and sexy. why is that so fucking hard to spell out? that shit's not cute, but maybe im just old.
i dont give one shit about what she's wearing. she's entitled to have her wacky outfit days just like the rest of us.
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I'm neurotic about shit like that, too (no offense).
Among other words that annoy me: sammy/sammich, nomnoms, behbeh/kitteh, other shit I can't remember though there are more than enough examples out there. Pretty much anything people write that's supposed to read as "cutesy".
Submitted by KA on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 6:01pm.
my opinion(hey! you put out the question to everybody, right?!) is that it shows endearment... that's not a bad thing, nor should it be met with scorn... yeah, there's a lot of misspellings, slang, and inside jokes, but... at least we all try to stick to the topic at hand... ya know... except for me, that is!LOL!
OT: didn't even check the thread, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Uma's done some great work as an actress and model, and she seems aware she has nothing she need prove.
How bout when she plucked the eye out of darryl hannah in kill bill? Now that's a cat fight.
off topic: why do people use words like lurve and sessy? it's love and sexy. why is that so fucking hard to spell out? that shit's not cute, but maybe im just old.
i dont give one shit about what she's wearing. she's entitled to have her wacky outfit days just like the rest of us.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
She still looks 10000000000000000X better than Horsi Montag up there in the next post...
here's my thing...why bother tying the shirt? was that the one attempt at being sessy in this getup? ha ha ha! *fail*
it's great that she's still tight and stretch mark free down there after 2 kids though.
When did Uma Thurman ever have to worry about what people think of her looks or style? Confidence beats all.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 5:14pm.
i... i... i... jeebus christmas!... i got nothing for a retort to that!!... *bows graciously in the awe of Tiger's greatness*...
*mumbles, and shakes head*... it's always with the midgets that they get ya, ESE! ya gotta look out for the midget play!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:56pm.
oooohhh!... somebody's violent today!... spank my ass, and call me ripped entrails!... heeheehee!
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Oy, DListers...It's going to be one of those nights...*phones midgets, gathers nipple clamps, prepares enemas*...ESE
is HORNAAAAAY...*prepares batter and fires up deep fryer for one of the 'popcorn shrimp' midgets*...Uh, y'all din't see that last part, right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Uma, I think Bill would kill YOU if he ran into you in this outfit.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:56pm.
oooohhh!... somebody's violent today!... spank my ass, and call me ripped entrails!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:42pm.
*throws Tiger a mint*... no, no!... it's not for your mouth, sweets... it's for plugging purposes only!
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Ok, if that's what you're into *shoves mint forcefully up ESE's asshole*...That'll be ten bucks,please... unless you want another blowjob...Speaking of which, how did that re-attachment surgery go after that last one?
:-p
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have to admire how she doesn't give one shit.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
I love the cigs resting on her tittay. Klassy!
I hope the Emmys is not going to be a saggy boob fest...push those funbags up!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 4:42pm.
*throws Tiger a mint*... no, no!... it's not for your mouth, sweets... it's for plugging purposes only!
OT: i'm too bored with her to think of something... pretend i did this part, o.k.?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Where the fuck is MK? Will there be no drunk blogging the Emmys tonight?
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I never understood the appeal of Uma Thurman. I don't find her pretty or attractive. She is tall - woohoo for genetics - but that is about all there is (imho).
Will there be a Dlisted Emmy's open rant, er, I mean post this evening? Or are we hijacking this one?
As much as I want to rip this outfit apart in that I am against fuglifyin' yo' purty if you are so fortunate to have it...I can't because my lazy, crazy, no pride havin' homely tiger ass would probably wear that mess...There, I said it...*Phew*...I feel like I just let out an enormous painful fart...Oops...*lights match*...
Uh, y'all gonna want some gas masks and shit up in here cuz I had a double bean burrito for lunch...I'm just sayin'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Emmy Red Carpet on E! makes me want to kill myself. Fuck I HATE these people!
MK must be punishing me for something leaving these photos here all day. I just find this person revolting in every single way, from her features, to those fucking hands, to her monotone voice, and monotone personality. The only film I can stomach watching which has her in it is Pulp Fiction, and that's only because the campy nature of the movie makes her complete lack of acting ability seem sort of acceptable in an ironic way.
What a natural beauty. She can go out dressed like this and still look better than most of us
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 3:48pm.
Please. This bish looks ten times hotter sans fards and wearing whatever she rummaged out of her closet (though I'm sure it's all silk- lady's got taste obvs) than a whole stable of Kardasshians and their hours and hours of makeup and spanx sessions.
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THIS!
Not to mention she doesn't look nip and tucked beyond recognition.
I still have a girl crush on her.
She's just cool. And guys and girls like her. And even though her eyes are too far apart, and she's gangly and has a camel nose, I still think she's gorgeous. And you'll never get her confused with some other actress, because she has her own unique look.
Submitted by hotass on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 2:28pm.
I think we've found coke mom!
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I thought that was Debra Messing?
Zero idea, Uma looks great
Please. This bish looks ten times hotter sans fards and wearing whatever she rummaged out of her closet (though I'm sure it's all silk- lady's got taste obvs) than a whole stable of Kardasshians and their hours and hours of makeup and spanx sessions.
Kudas to her for wearing her IDGAF outfit in public...mine usually involves a pair of my younger brother's basketball shorts,he's 16 and already 6feet tall,so they come past my knees, a white wife beater and flip flops. In other words I usally look like a gangsta-a** butch cholita when I'm lounging around the house lol.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
FASHION FORWARD
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Love her- love it - love even the look she gives the paps.
Uma forever rules.
Nothing about this chick bothers me in the least... She's likely stoned, minding her business, SANS FARDS - let's move on
She looks like a someone who just doesn't give a shit, nothing wrong with that. Maybe she checks this site.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
She looks good.