Sinead O’Connor Would Like Your Suicide Tips!

September 17, 2011 / Posted by:

The bad news is, Sinead O’Connor is not talking about getting ding dong dicked in the culo by a blind hairy man not named Nigel. The badder news is that I just used the word badder and I’m not about to talk about delicious pancakes. The real badder news is that Sinead has switched from talking about swallowing Irish peen to talking about swallowing death inducers until she’s singing “Emperor’s New Clothes” in a basement lounge in purgatory.

UsWeekly points to Sinead’s Twitter where a few days ago she asked her followers if they knew of a way she could ride the one-way rickshaw to the afterworld without her kids finding out that she offed herself.

Had to go psychiatrist for routine renew prescription etc. She says I’m a bad mum and mental for talking so openly about sex in public.

So now I wish suicide wud kill me.

I fucking hate Ireland so much.

All this shit we’re not supposed to say. Including suicidal feelings, sex, etc. U just get treated like a crazy person. I want to go

To heaven SO bad. Have for yrs. But I don’t wanna abandon my kids. But if I cud die without them knowing I did it myself I wud.

An I know every1 will say I’m a cunt for saying that.. But fuck all this shit we’re ‘not supposed to say’. I’m so tired. 24 yrs

Of being treated like a crazy person. Can’t manage any more. Badly wish cud die without it ruining my kids lives.

Dr. Kevorkian died so Sinead O’Connor could let out an ode to suicides on Twitter.

Because telling a bunch of strangers that you want to Kurt Cobain yourself won’t get you a visit from the cops, the cops visited Sinead and made her talk to a mental health professional again. Sinead has since jumped on her blog to write an open letter to anybody who’s thinking of embracing death. You can read the entire thing here, but here’s just a small piece:

I do believe suicide is a sin. Because u may as well have murdered every one who loves u even remotely. Including ‘God’. And we all have people who adore us.. Even if we think we don’t.

Its a lie too, suicide. It doesn’t solve your problems. It only makes them infinately, un-countably worse. Its a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Which brings u a whole rake of new karmic problems. Its selfish. And shit. So.. Let’s not do it.

BUT Its ok to FEEL suicidal. That is most definately neither a sin nor a sign necessarily, of madness. Its quite normal to feel that way sometimes.

And its not only ok but MANDATORY u SAY when u feel suicidal and ask for help.. And anyone who criticises u can fuck off so they can for themselves and is only afraid of their own ‘madness’ .

People who express suicidal feelings are least likely to act on them. anyone who gives u the remotest bit of shit for expressing suicidal feelings is a wanker and is to be politely asked to permanently vacate your precious company. Even if its ur mudda-fuggin Mama.

Sinead is crazier than an Athlone scumbag riding a hippo and Tweeting for suicide advice is the kind of shit I would expect from a 12-year-old Emo-in-training who just discovered Morrissey, but it’s still good news for all of us that she chose not to reenact William H. Macy’s New Year’s Eve suicide scene from Boogie Nights. The world needs more strong hos who will fight for their right to take it up the ass.

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