Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 17, 2011 / Posted by:

I’m sure you already know where this is going (I wish, you wish, we all wish) and are already puckering from all your parts. This is Chanel Tapper and not only does she have a name like her parents really wanted her to be a child beauty queen, but she also has a tongue so long that when you’re kissing she can tell you what you had for lunch by sweeping the bottom of your stomach. That’s fucking romance. The L.A. Times says that Chanel’s Tommy Lee of tongues hangs down 3.8 inches and is the longest tongue in California. By me saying that Chanel’s tongue looks like an uncut burrito peen that has been pressed in a book for too long (we should all uses peens as bookmarkers) should tell you where my mind is going when I look at that picture. Yes, I’m gayer than two Pomeranians felching, but THAT TONGUE. I would and I’ll leave it at that.

And I can also appreciate that Chanel color coordinated her shirt with her tongue.

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