No. Just. No.

September 16, 2011 / Posted by:

That throbbing sensation coming from your sockets is your eyeballs trying to force temporary blindness on itself while trying to let you know that this is one of those times where it’s okay to spray RAID directly at them. White Oprah celebrated her 49th birthday last night in Manhattan by wrapping around her daughter while her son is trying to wish himself into anywhere but there. This mess looks like The Shannon Twins in 30 years still trying to make frat boy fantasies come true by mouth touching at T.G.I. Friday’s. Shit is really serious when something makes pictures of Angie Jo lip humping on her brother look like a palate cleanser.

I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here, but I probably wouldn’t be lying if I said this moment was co-produced by something that comes in a glass bottle and something that comes in a Ziploc bag. But seriously, it’s probably nothing. White Oprah got a little coke on her cheek and LiLo’s trying to snort it up for her. That’s all. Just a good, clean, wholesome mother & daughter moment.

Go over to Rumor Fix to see more where this came from if you really don’t care about ruining your Friday night all the way.

(Thanks to Jen & B for sending this in)

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