The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 15th!

September 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian sez …. “Why if I had an apple for every time I let someone piss on me so I could get famous …” – citizenstrange

Runners-up:

Dammit, Whitney, how many times do we have to tell you: that story about the hypodermics being hidden in the ball pit is just an URBAN LEGEND. – DWF

After her breakup with Zac Efron, it was apparent that Vanessa Hudgens was missing her daily dose of fruit. – pad408

Having already had three children, these are the only seeds fertile Erykah Badu trusts herself around. – Echo27

Kate Gosselin finally realizes while filming “Hey it’s been 30 minutes and not one of them has come back to the surface yet.” – TexnDoc

via Break.com

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