Afternoon Crumbs

September 16, 2011 / Posted by:

A portrait of a dude from the 19th century proves that Nicolas Cage is totally a vampire. Nicolas’ hair plugs look like they’re from the 1870s so this makes sense – The Daily What

I read this as: Ryan Gosling wants to have your babies – Lainey Gossip

I read this as: Joe Man Jello is all yours now – The Superficial

Wonky McValtrex is such a demure lady whose toxic zone snatch isn’t spread all over the internet – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What’s that you’re saying about Ron Paul, Barry Manilow? It’s hard to hear over the screeching screams from your suffocating pores – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit in GlamourHollywood Tuna

MOM?! – Celebitchy

I mean it this time, MOM?! – I’m Not Obsessed

Evan Rachel Wood is proud to be an equal opportunity fucker – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have entered the barfy “dressing alike” stage of their relationship – Popsugar

Panty Creamer of the Day: Vintage Marlon BrandoThe Berry

Future Pulitzer Prize winner Ty Ty Banks shares her literary brilliance with North Central College – Popoholic

The freak at children’s birthday parties who scares all the children by head humping the balloons? That’s Matt Bellamy! – ICYDK

Where was an Armenian-eating flying shark when we really needed one? – Celebslam

Alicia Silverstone’s baby is a nudist – Hollywood Rag

I don’t need anybody to tell me that Willow got to NYC by hitchin’ and turning tricks – OMG Blog

Kate Bosworth before she looked like this soggy fettuccine noodle I’m about to slurp – Cityrag

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