Afternoon Crumbs

September 16, 2011 / Posted by:

A portrait of a dude from the 19th century proves that Nicolas Cage is totally a vampire. Nicolas’ hair plugs look like they’re from the 1870s so this makes sense – The Daily What

I read this as: Ryan Gosling wants to have your babies – Lainey Gossip

I read this as: Joe Man Jello is all yours now – The Superficial

Wonky McValtrex is such a demure lady whose toxic zone snatch isn’t spread all over the internet – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What’s that you’re saying about Ron Paul, Barry Manilow? It’s hard to hear over the screeching screams from your suffocating pores – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit in GlamourHollywood Tuna

MOM?! – Celebitchy

I mean it this time, MOM?! – I’m Not Obsessed

Evan Rachel Wood is proud to be an equal opportunity fucker – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have entered the barfy “dressing alike” stage of their relationship – Popsugar

Panty Creamer of the Day: Vintage Marlon BrandoThe Berry

Future Pulitzer Prize winner Ty Ty Banks shares her literary brilliance with North Central College – Popoholic

The freak at children’s birthday parties who scares all the children by head humping the balloons? That’s Matt Bellamy! – ICYDK

Where was an Armenian-eating flying shark when we really needed one? – Celebslam

Alicia Silverstone’s baby is a nudist – Hollywood Rag

I don’t need anybody to tell me that Willow got to NYC by hitchin’ and turning tricks – OMG Blog

Kate Bosworth before she looked like this soggy fettuccine noodle I’m about to slurp – Cityrag

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >