Coneing (or coning, or whatever) is officially over. If your head is filled with tiny little question marks over reading the term “coneing,” then consider yourself lucky that you don’t know what that mess is. Or click here if you really need to know. But don’t bother trying to waste delicious ice cream by making yourself look like a douche who is prejudiced against cones, because McDonald’s is not having it anymore. They know what you’re up to and they’re not going to partake in your creamy hand job games. The game is over. Miss Lip Gloss here tried to pull that shit on a McDonald’s manager and he let her know that it’s not going to happen on his watch. He also let her know that he could mush it in her face.
Now, if drive-thru face mushing becomes a thing, I can probably get into that. Stay tuned.