While chewing on a piece of Velveeta gum and holding paws with her man friend Billy Bob Merlotte, Brit Brit yawled into London today to shoot her video for Criminal before going off to Russia to put the thrill into audiences with her world-renowned mouth moving act that Lambchop ain’t got shit on.
The last time Brit Brit was in the UK, Customs quarantined her Cujo weave for 6 months and it broke her medicated spirit, because her head was forced to take a weave of absence (I don’t know what that means, but I really wanted to use “weave of absence” in a sentence.) But this time around, the Afghan Hound ear on the top of her head got all of its vaccinations, cleared Customs and was allowed into the country. Tanks Jeebus H Krissy!!!
And I appreciate that Brit is paying homage to the late and great Jeannie Bice by wearing a Quacker Factory buttoned t-shirt with wings (that’s what Brit Brit calls it).