Afternoon Crumbs

September 15, 2011 / Posted by:

My ice cold cunt idol January Jones finally gave birth to her surprise baby and named him Xander Dane Jones. It looks like Claire Danes is the father! Or maybe Eric Dane is the father. Or Taylor Dayne. Or Dane Cook. Well, one of those Danes is! – Just Jared

Justin Timberlake’s hacked dick shot might hit the internet soon – Lainey Gossip

PETA made Kelly Brook look like Garfield’s girlfriend in the face – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Paul Rudd and hairy taint. That is all. – Towleroad

Which one is the man? – The Superficial

Of course Posh thinks Baby Harper shits herself for Prada – Celebitchy

Chick in the back is saying it all with her face – Hollywood Tuna

Fla.Vor.Ice!!!! – The Berry

The Real Housewives of the Unemployment LineICYDK

Somebody pull RiRi off of SpongeBob! – The Daily What

Hilary Duff’s pregnant booty” is not the kind of post I wanted to walk into today – Popoholic

I don’t know what’s more fake: the Kardashian wedding or half of the faces in these pictures – Popsugar

Helena Bonham Carter is your official palate cleanser after the fake mess above – I’m Not Obsessed

Fire in the douche! – Hollywood Rag

Frankie’s busting out moves like a Gizmo that just got water on its neck – Crunk + Disorderly

Amanda Seyfried loved her tongue humping scene with Megan FoxCityrag

A Check is a Check: The Fonzie Edition – SOW

Cassie’s STILL got Dr. Kimberly Shaw hair?! – Moe Jackson

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