When I was 7ish my mom took us to Niagara Falls (for the strip clubs and Ripley’s, obviously) for a family vacation and made us make AHOMG!DEATH poses in one of those “barrel going over the falls” scenes. It sort of looked like this except I’m modest so I was only half topless unlike ole’ boy in the middle who is obviously full topless (when in Niagara Falls, I guess). Well, my mess of a keepsake photo looks like it was made using the budget of Avatar and the skills of the entire team at Industrial Light & Magic compared to the bottom bitch budget boat scene in last night’s premiere of Ringer.
In case you missed it, Kendall Hart Buffy plays a set of estranged twins who reunite for the first time in six years and in this scene they do some sisterly bonding shit while riding on the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. The special effects in this scene are so beyond shitty that James Franco is going to use it as an example of the highest form of art during the master class in foolery he teaches at The Learning Annex.