Open Post: Hosted By The Amazingly Lifelike Boat Scene From Ringer
When I was 7ish my mom took us to Niagara Falls (for the strip clubs and Ripley's, obviously) for a family vacation and made us make AHOMG!DEATH poses in one of those "barrel going over the falls" scenes. It sort of looked like this except I'm modest so I was only half topless unlike ole' boy in the middle who is obviously full topless (when in Niagara Falls, I guess). Well, my mess of a keepsake photo looks like it was made using the budget of Avatar and the skills of the entire team at Industrial Light & Magic compared to the bottom bitch budget boat scene in last night's premiere of Ringer.
In case you missed it, Kendall Hart Buffy plays a set of estranged twins who reunite for the first time in six years and in this scene they do some sisterly bonding shit while riding on the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. The special effects in this scene are so beyond shitty that James Franco is going to use it as an example of the highest form of art during the master class in foolery he teaches at The Learning Annex.
via TV.com
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Crankenstein
wow that was really cheesy
Koko - Are you here?
I watched the 2nd segment of Dr. Phil last night.
I cannot believe Cindy is STILL trying to say her daughter is not guilty and keeps providing excuses for her.
George on the other hand. He knows, he openly admitted that he believes she killed Caylee.
I do not see their marriage lasting very much longer. I bet Cindy would let Casey live back at home if George left.
What's not to love about classic tv production cheapassery?
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
if i was an actor i would be so embarrassed if i was a part of this thing,
lemilie, where did i go? of course i was watching us hahaha
@Becky
hahaha no mama, it's not you, I only slept 3 hours yesterday, today i'm a zombie.
*slaps becky's nalgas*
Hope to see ya tomorrow, have a great day.
@Emilie ghosty
see ya sistah
@Lem
It's meeeee!! I'm the miracle cure! Hahahaha!
Sweet dreams Lem, hopefully we can catch up tomorrow! LOL :)
@Becky
LOL
I've got bad news, I'm sleepy!!
Maybe it's because the weather is changing here.
@Lem
We're losing our nightshift numbers - we seem to be curing everyone of their insomnia! ESE is probably snuggled into his bed snoring his dear sweet head off.
We can either try to bottle whatever it is we're doing and market it as a miracle cure, or get more interesting!
(The bottling option may be the easiest. LOL)
@Becky
Are we losing our magic?
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
@Lemonene
ESE hasn't been around for a few days, we may have do our invocation:
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
Clapton, Gilmour, Page
*gets toothpicks for nightowl*
You don't want them?
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams, nightowl!
Thanks Becky!
Goodnight everyone!
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Submitted by Nightowl:
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I have to go now. At this point, the ONLY way i can stay awake is if I put toothpicks on my eyelids to keep them from closing!
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Submitted by Nightowl:
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se!
@nightowl
It's fantastic that you're catching up with you zzzzz's! Sleep deprivation is a cruel bitch.
Hello, Becky!
Athens that song is beautiful and creepy, stop staring at me, I can feel it ;)
Yes Becky! The only problem is that my signature is messed up so I have to fix it every time I post.
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Submitted by Nightowl:
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se!
Ladies!! How is everyone? All well? :)
I've been good! Ive been going to bed earlier for a couple of weeks now so I won't stay for long but it's great to see you on here again!
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Submitted by Nightowl:
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se!
Hi,Nightowl!
How are you, nena?
Hi Lemonene!
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Submitted by Nightowl:
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts!
Hello, horz!
by the way, I'm a "HER" ;)
Anyone up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJkXkf3GNxg&feature=colike
beautiful and terrifying at the same time
Ha! I had the displeasure of going to the Dr. Phil show way too many times last year. The last epi. I attended, was about preachers who had been unfaithful to their wives but who had repaired their marriage. Lots of ppl were falling asleep (including me) and at the end we got a shitty book written by one of the preachers wives.
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Submitted by Nightowl:
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Damn, Sans Fards, I hope you are able to solve this issue with your friend.
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Submitted by Nightowl:
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KA - Yeah, new man in my life.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:00am.
As for George and Cindy, if dr. Phill is on their case they probably couldn't even get a divorce if they wanted to.
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he and robin make me want to vomit. i will watch dr phil episodes on own sometimes, if the topic is good. the first time my husband saw the end with the two of them walking out he said who the fuck does that?? either those two have the most secret open marriage on the d/l, or they have some sort of contract agreement.
maybe i just didnt pay attention to the casey trial long enough to recognize shit going on between george and cindy. today it seemed like they were on two different pages. cindy is fucked in the head thinking casey is so innocent. george knows whats up.
whiskey - you been getting lots of sex?
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by KA on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:48pm.
i also saw some talk about the dr phil interviews. anyone want to place bets on how long it will be before george and cindy divorce?
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I wasn't a rabid follower of the whole Casey trial (although I did watch my fair share since I wasn't working at the time) but I bet when the check from Dr.Phil clears to the Anthony's "charity" they will take their salary cut (which I believe was 80% last time around), wait until the attention dies down and be done. Cindy is in denial and George seems like he hates Casey (and maybe Cindy). I betthey will make a few hundred thousand more together for their "charity" and then run the hell away from each other. Cindy and Casey will end up in some sort of twisted Grey Gardens scenario in my opinion.
I have been a happy girl for days. :)
Submitted by KA on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:48pm.
Yes, what is it about our sisters that makes them insufferable when they travel in packs? For that reason alone I categorically refuse team sports or club memberships.
As for George and Cindy, if dr. Phill is on their case they probably couldn't even get a divorce if they wanted to. My guess is that Robin has been screaming to get away for years, and still he gets her to fake her way through every single episode of his show. I just can't anymore with that smile of hers and then the two of them making their exit through the audience. Yuck. It almost makes me glad to be in an overtly dysfunctional relationship.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
im so fucking blind - hi athens, missed you there.
mickey i am so making that advocaat this year.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
@Mickey
The Speculaas cookies sound super yummy (I love baking), but who is the "fragrant fug". LOL
"... The fragrant fug your home will be enveloped in alone will make it worth the while..."
hi becky and whiskey!
im just exhausted and looking for entertainment. how are you all
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
@Becky
In case you want to add something to your illustrious repertoire:
http://dutchfood.about.com/od/aboutdutchcooking/tp/Ten-Dutch-Recipes-To-...
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Who are you calling silly cow?
How is everyone?
mickey that is some pressure! i wish i had something good and entertaining but ive got nothing. ive been lame lately - working too much, too burned out at night. im just reading through the posts from earlier today. shit! i hate roommate drama, been there, done that. no, multiple females shouldnt live together. i dont know how women in sorority houses live together without killing each other. we talked our third roommate into moving in with someone else. i'll just cross my fingers that happens to sans fards bitch of a roomie.
i also saw some talk about the dr phil interviews. anyone want to place bets on how long it will be before george and cindy divorce?
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Hey KA!
Submitted by from athens on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:39pm.
becky,both A
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Damn! Then I don't know what went wrong.
*gives up*
hello KA!all good,becky will fry my mind i think today!again!
Submitted by KA on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:40pm.
Not much, but now that you're here I have high hopes (no pressure).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
que pasa bitches!
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
becky,both A
Hey WRG!
Hello WRG! Fresh up and wide awake.
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@Athens
I was wondering if last night I may have typoed - did I put any "O"s in the surname, or were the vowels both "A"s?
Hello to anyone who is awake
@Athens
I can't get enough of cokehead kitty! :)
haha becky,this beast wanted to attack me though