Hot Slut Of The Day!

This is only the second of third posthumous Hot Slut, but this six-inch long urethra-loving eel is worthy of the rule break deserves every honor for being a slippery motherfucker who saw the light at the end of the peen hole and went for it. If you haven’t heard this one before, you might want to cross your legs or pinch your d-hole with a clothespin, because this shit is going to sting. I’ve already caressed my down low part and softly whispered in its hole that this will never happen to it since I’m wearing a condom at all fucking times from now on!!!!! Deep breaths (through every damn hole).

A 56-year-old Chinese man named Zhang Nan decided that he needed to look ten years younger and heard that a certain spa treatment involving eels would help him get there. So he got nekkid ass nekkid and dipped into a bath full of eels. Zhang Nan was lying in the spa, letting those eels eat the old from his body when one of them, we’ll call it Urethra Franklin, wanted to be all up inside that bitch and slithered up into his piss slit. It was like cumming in reverse. Zhang, who obviously has one of those extra wide urethras, tried to get it, but it was too fast, too slippery and just wanted to bladder fuck the piss out of him. And it did.

Zhang was rushed to the hospital and had to go through a 3-hour surgery to get the eel removed from his bladder. According to Metro, the doctor explained it like to the Chinese media, “The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly.”

The sad part is that Urethra Franklin didn’t survive through the surgery and its soul now lives forever in Zhang Nan’s bladder. The happy part is that Zhang Nan’s peen spout probably looks 10 years younger.

Let’s all pour one out (aka let our pee holes weep out several tears) for Urethra Franklin. Let’s also weep out a few more extra tears since obviously a new SUCIO fetish has been born.