A new international neigh-mare was born when Celebuzz said that Brenda Song went all the way Equus with Trace Cyrus and was knocked up with the pony child that Auntie Noah Cyrus would eventually dress up in diaper chaps before forcing it to coo out the lyrics to a Ke$ha song. But Trace never pulled his mouth off of his feed bag to confirm or de-neeeeeeeigh this shit. Neither did Brenda. But Brenda’s mom, Mai Song, is shaking her head over this and tells Star Magazine (via Radar) that bitches need to stop sending her daughter horseshoe booties and sugar cube pacifiers, because the reboot of Mr. Ed is not going through pre-production in Brenda’s womb:
“She’s actually not pregnant. It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her. She’s very upset.”
“We didn’t raise our daughter to get into this bestiality crap. Yes, as a girl we couldn’t stop her from open leg spooning with her stuffed animal pony, but when we sold her to Disney Mickey Mouse promised us he’d cure her of that. He promised. WHYYYYY?”
Mai Song says she’s currently undergoing treatment for cancer and this is the last shit she needs in her life.
The above picture of Brenda was taken a couple of days ago and I don’t even see the slightest print of a foal hoof pressing against her stomach, but that doesn’t mean anything. I’m still going to believe Mama Song and assume that Brenda ain’t knocked up anymore. Let’s not ask any questions and just be thankful that the world has been spared from being terrorized by another Cyrus…for now.
(Image via Pacific Coast News)