Afternoon Crumbs

September 14, 2011 / Posted by:

The Weekly World News’ British cousin, The Sunday Sport, is keeping the art of beautifully fucked up fake headlines alive – Gawker

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are done bumping muscle tits for now – Lainey Gossip

I want to party with 1980s Sarah Palin The Superficial

Try to tell me that Jessica Simpson didn’t get that animal print peasant top from the International Male catalog – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Has anybody checked Balloon Boy’s attic? – Towleroad

The Jay-Z “has a secret love child” story is back – Celebitchy

The fanny pack and my mom’s back-in-the-day church pocket book made a baby that’s now living on Christina Milian’s waist – Hollywood Tuna

George Bush doesn’t care about Laura Bush people – The Daily What

Amy Winehouse’s last song – Just Jared

French Stewart is looking terrible – Popoholic

Something something 90210 something something man peces – The Berry

Elizabeth Olsen looks like an Olsen twins face Photoshopped onto a lady body – Popsugar

I’m not sure how I feel about Cheetara’s new look in the Thundercats movie – ICYDK

But a pigeon would still only dive into one of their faces – Videogum

Joe My God – Cityrag

Nancy Grace SANS FARDS – Celebslam

Elisabetta Canalis demonstrates the power of Photoshop – Hollywood Rag

“Mom, please meet my husband. No, he can’t sit with us near the fireplace at Christmas times and my asshole is probably going to fall off (again) due to wax poisoning, but I love him so and I hope you can accept us as a wedded couple.” – I’m Not Obsessed

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