Open Post: Hosted By Barbie Soldiers

September 13, 2011 / Posted by:

These two soldiers grinding and dry humping on each other like they’re in the wet dream re-telling of Black Hawk Dawn presented by Tommy Girl’s imagination claim on their YouTube channel that they’re completely 100% straight and made this Barbie Girl video after a long day of patrolling.

Even though the shorter one is swaying his nalgas and throwing up his legs like a go-go dancer looking for a daddy to fill his sugar tank, I believe that they’re strictly snatchly. Even a down low gay from the DADT era could not sleep in a room full of wood paneling. Dude would make an accent wall using old sheets or something. That’s what stops this video from being gayer than the sight of me carrying my chihuahua and white leather loafers through the airport security line. Glitter cannot be produced while wood paneling is around. That’s just a fact I learned from HGTV!

via Towleroad

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