Mah Boo FINALLY Takes Off That Grey T-Shirt!
Anderson Cooper finally heard my possibly-restraining-order-violating pleas for him to rip off that stupid grey t-shirt and show us that freshly shaven silver fox body that is so damn white that he probably needs a black light and a magnifying glass to clean up his cum shots (wink wink).
During the second episode of the most popular and highest rated show (in my head), that piece of trash Snook proved that Ewoks can get along with other species by taking The Silver Fox to get spray tanned. And that's when wet dreams were realized and the cotton mouth in my no-no was cured. We finally got MAH BOO NIPPLES. Oh, how I wish I could shapeshift into fake tanner drops.
And just as I was starting to dive in eyes first and try to forget Snooki was there by picturing her as a tiny Chilean man instead of a Herp wart marinated in pickle juice that mutated on a tanning bed, my mom turns to me and says: "I'm gonna leave you two alone."
Note to self: Never watch The Mah Boo Show with my mom again.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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She really did call him Mr. Anderstand, didn't she?
It used to be that the women that played the dumb bimbo roles were actually smart women; Marilyn Monroe, Goldie Hawn, Pam Anderson(?), Suzanne Somers. It seems ever since Paris Hilton came on the scene, the smart/witty factor went out the window. So glad this is not my generation.
OH! Lookit Andy getting all Mike Rowe on our asses!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
MK, a question for you: What would you do if Anderson dyed his hair red ? Would you prefer strawberry blonde or rust? Not that awful Palm Springs orange all those elderly men get.
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 2:37am.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:16am.
You horny hos are sure easy to please when it comes to men. I thought he looked like a bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal. You can tell he thinks he's so hot and was dying for a chance to show off his saggy pecs. He just annoys me with his spoiled brat, famewhory ways and his fake overindulgent cutesiness. If you want a career as a tabloid journalist, go for it by all means, but don't ALSO go off reporting to the Middle East acting you're some kind of Daniel Pearl, mmkay?
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His pecs aren't saggy. I guess you're just impossible to please. It sounds like you're one of those pedophiles that likes little boy bodies. I bet you jerk off to Justin Bieber every night.
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Um, that was just...weird.
*whips out can of troll mace*
Men without body hair creep me out. He looks like the walking dead.
Ghoulish.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
nice body anderson... and those nipples.... wow they are very very lickable... okay there i kept it PG
when i was cooking my tallone in utero, i. could. not. sleep. at first, i just watched infomercials and would order things 'in the heat of the moment', then have to return to sender when the box came. the man was not happy, so i discovered world news now on abc, starring anderson and juju chang and it was the best! there was an accordian player on it as well...anyway, now i have a soft spot for anderson and juju. they can do no wrong
Nice bod.
Team Andy. He could have turned out like one of those worthless Hiltons, but he seems to be a decent guy. I think he's the real deal.
My SIL used to work at CNN back in the day, and she said he was always kind and gracious and never heard anything bad about him from anyone. Paula Zahn was a complete cunt, OTOH. One night SIL (with some friends) and Andy were both trying to get a cab in some bad weather and he got one first and then offered it to them. They wound up sharing and he dropped them off first. Not too many guys would offer a cab to a couple of girls, esp if they're not even trolling for pussy.
Oh for goodness sakes. AC is harmless and so is Snooki. I kind of like her. It's not like they are murderers, they're just 21st century hippies.
He gets more idiotic by the day.
I didn't think I could hate him more than I already do, but this pretty much seals it.
What a douche bag!
I think Coop is pretty harmless. I wouldn't try and trip him on the sidewalk or anything.
But that Snooki abomination ... I agree with whoever said her infamy signals the end of the world as we know it.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
yeah, yeah, i'm not some stuck up bitch, so yeah maybe i am easy to please but maybe before believing that the hottest possibly guy out there is reserved to sit in your face, you first have to have some kind of high qualities yourself too,no?..and I am actually a very attractive guy, but hell i ain't gonna be like those guys who wear a bitchy face all night at the clubs and act all mighty and think you're not good enough for them when they're not good enough themselves, fuck those queeny ass bitches..i think he has a lot of hot stuff going on for him, he sound a little cute and nerdy and he is interesting to the eye, he doesn't look all man-like sleazy like most of the guys you meet these days which is refreshing, and I think it'd be fun to date him and take things slowly with him..
I love how he seems a bit awkward and shy with Snooki here, very cute..almost like he's a bit starstruck,lol.
I can NOT stand this man. He is a hypocrite. And he's not attractive. He's albino. In the video I am posting, he bitches about reality TV and Snooki only to have her on his stupid ass talk show???
I wonder how much he had to PAY HER to get her on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALVIeu-zDv4
I refuse to watch this clip cause I CAN'T STAND ANDERSON COOPER! Phoney assed dbag..(sorry MK)
If you look at Mah Boo in profile, he looks like a mole who just came up for air and some sun. Don't see the attraction, MK!
'Oh my gosh you look pale!' (looks horrified)
'Oh my gosh Snooki, you look like a turd' is the reply that comes to mind.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 4:55am.
Did she have an Australian accent? LOL
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 4:52am.
When will it happen?
I want to keep you in my thoughts. :)
The proceedure will be done in the doctor's office, becky.
BTW, we once knew in LA a fabulous dieseltruck-bulldozer named Becky, who was sort of a prison guard. Becky had a man's haircut and wore full men's clothes. Becky was totally butch. Are you related to this Becky?
I agree with the Greek commentors
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:25am.
We are hoping that our husband will sit on our face tonight.
(Last week he refused)
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The bastard!
*slaps Mrs PC's hubby for holding back conjugal rights*
When do you go into hospital, Mrs PC?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:16am.
You horny hos are sure easy to please when it comes to men. I thought he looked like a bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal. You can tell he thinks he's so hot and was dying for a chance to show off his saggy pecs. He just annoys me with his spoiled brat, famewhory ways and his fake overindulgent cutesiness. If you want a career as a tabloid journalist, go for it by all means, but don't ALSO go off reporting to the Middle East acting you're some kind of Daniel Pearl, mmkay?
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His pecs aren't saggy. I guess you're just impossible to please. It sounds like you're one of those pedophiles that likes little boy bodies. I bet you jerk off to Justin Bieber every night.
Is this safe for the skin?
Is that teeth-whitening safe for the teeth?
We are hoping that our husband will agree to sit on our face tonight. (Last week he refused)
MK is too good for this punchable spoiled tv journalist
You horny hos are sure easy to please when it comes to men. I thought he looked like a bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal. You can tell he thinks he's so hot and was dying for a chance to show off his saggy pecs. He just annoys me with his spoiled brat, famewhory ways and his fake overindulgent cutesiness. If you want a career as a tabloid journalist, go for it by all means, but don't ALSO go off reporting to the Middle East acting you're some kind of Daniel Pearl, mmkay?
Like it isn't enough seeing the born rich boy every night now we have to see him in the day too. Born with a silver cock in his mouth. Give someone who needs the cash a job. A disgrace.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
And just as I was starting to dive in eyes first and try to forget Snooki was there by picturing her as a tiny Chilean man instead of a Herp wart marinated in pickle juice that mutated on a tanning bed, my mom turns to me and says: "I'm gonna leave you two alone." -MK-
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Hahahahahahahaha ! ! ! MK you always slay me. Comedy gold I tell ya !
Moma knows her baby boy.
This Wooki, Snooki or whatever she is called symbolizes the imminent downfall of the human race. In the words of Private James Frazer from the Home Guard: "We're doomed!"
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'd hit it. What the fuck is up with Snooki being there though?
Boo does indeed have a ripped bod. I loved his little tanline flash. Wooo!
Snookie and Kathy Griffin were kind of odd guest choices. Sends a tone of pure fluff.It'll be interesting to see what he does with this. Wish him the best.
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mmm hmm I'd hit it.
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:08pm.
@ agirl, don't feel bad, I originally heard penis muscle.
Damn, I knew AC was sophisticated and sexy, but I didn't know just how hot he was. His biceps got me a little too excited. *breaks out a fan* I think I need a mint julep.
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Penis muscle! Hmmm, I think I like that even better...
When AnderCoo pulled down his shorts just a bit to show the tan line, I must admit, I felt a little faint. The way he teases us! It is not right!!
I watched the show today and he is THIS close.
The giggle fit, the neat row of perfectly coiffed, checkered shirted guys in the audience, everybody's favorite hag Kathy Griffin, mud baths with strange men, spray tans, a convo on camera about DanRad's penis and BROADWAY. He's telling us, without even telling us. I so love the Silver Fox!
I can't imagine having Snooki on your talk show is going to keep people thinking of you as a credible reporter, Anderson.
I think this is a big mistake for his career.
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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
I love Mah Boo....so sexay!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
His weird little albino nippies freak me out. I've never really seen the appeal of him, but congrats to MK! I expect we'll hear the wedding announcement soon.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
@ agirl, don't feel bad, I originally heard penis muscle.
Damn, I knew AC was sophisticated and sexy, but I didn't know just how hot he was. His biceps got me a little too excited. *breaks out a fan* I think I need a mint julep.
I'm genuinely soooo happy for Michael K!!! Yeah for the Silver Fox. Fucking finally, Michael K's dream has come true.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:54pm.
I'm pretty sure it's "Snuffleupagus."
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oh shit! lol
"It's hard to tell how many coats a pasty white pudding like you will take."
"Keep turning, woman, keep up!"
"Panties off, Eddy" "They are off."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byKdGZ_hCTk
is it true he's into women now because if it is ill be finding my way to his house for a one night stand. and if kathy is there she better watch out because she will just have to get her ass kicked!
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Uh...no
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:54pm.
I'm pretty sure it's "Snuffleupagus."
Snooki: "Mr Anderstand" LOL
@Rusty - George Stefanopoulos (sp?) does (did?) serious stuff and he also does fluffy stuff on GMA. He's not nearly as hot as MK's Boo though.
I HEART ANDERCOO TOO! He looks very yummy.
Did anyone else think that guy said "kneepads" instead of "feetpads" (or whatever he actually said) - if MK misheard that the way I did, his eyes prolly bugged out of his head for a moment!
"peanut muscle"? Am I hearing things today?
*makes appointment with audiologist*
I'm not sure you can be a Serious Journalist and an E! reporter at the same time. I think AC is headed in the E! direction.
is it true he's into women now because if it is ill be finding my way to his house for a one night stand. and if kathy is there she better watch out because she will just have to get her ass kicked!
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