Presenting Labia Gaga….

September 13, 2011 / Posted by:

Lady Caca delivered a “Dr. Who villain meets The Who’s Tommy meets Blair Witch” fuckery fashion parade during a Vanity Fair photo shoot on the streets of NYC yesterday and she accidentally slipped a slit like she didn’t practice that shit in front of her trailer mirror for 2 hours. If you put your ear up to her little poonster, you will definitely hear it saying, “One…two…thwee (it has a lisp)…LOOKSHOCKED! One…two…thwee…SMILE!”

To once again quote Julie from Showgirls: She wants to smile her snatch, she probably cut that string herself.”

You might say that this is Caca’s way of officially shutting down those gold-winning tuck game rumors with a pierced puss, but I’m still not convinced. When I (NSFW) zoom up really close, I see an extra-long and extra-skinny bi-colored peen head wearing a metal choker. I know, here I go again….

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