Presenting Labia Gaga....
Lady Caca delivered a "Dr. Who villain meets The Who's Tommy meets Blair Witch" fuckery fashion parade during a Vanity Fair photo shoot on the streets of NYC yesterday and she accidentally slipped a slit like she didn't practice that shit in front of her trailer mirror for 2 hours. If you put your ear up to her little poonster, you will definitely hear it saying, "One...two...thwee (it has a lisp)...LOOKSHOCKED! One...two...thwee...SMILE!"
To once again quote Julie from Showgirls: "She wants to smile her snatch, she probably cut that string herself."
You might say that this is Caca's way of officially shutting down those gold-winning tuck game rumors with a pierced puss, but I'm still not convinced. When I (NSFW) zoom up really close, I see an extra-long and extra-skinny bi-colored peen head wearing a metal choker. I know, here I go again....
Give me a fucking break. Srsly. I just can't with this bitch, no matter how much she supposedly loves the gays. *puke*
That's a tooth. I'm pretty sure.
Dear God why the fuck did I click on that link???
Some things cannot be unseen.
She has a face that belongs on a milk carton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
So is the piercing on her outer labia? I can't figure it out. For the love of God GaGa wear some pants!
hydrangeas are beautiful flowers. they make the room smell lovely, especially if combined in an arrangement with lilies and roses. in other words, the exact opposite of those jerky flaps.
if her team really gave a fuck they really would have put a hydrangea there. in fact, some designer should do that for fashion week. I bet it would catch on. anyway, they ran out of ideas a while ago and it shows.
and what the fuck is up with that piercing thing? it looks like the bottom of a condom.
hmmmm... :D
millions of people die of cancer. why can't she be one of them?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Poor girl, she's so uncomfortable with her height that she has already relegated herself to wear those foot killers for the rest of her inane life...
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I keep thinking her odd attire and little substance will wear out. Then I think about acts like Kiss and Alice Cooper who've been doing arguably similar stuff for decades.
With all the money she spends on clothes and shoes you'd think she would see an orthodontist about that overbite and get that horrible nose fixed. Oh yeah, it would be great if she would just fuck off and die already.
-Maggie
i wish she would fall off those shoes, break her leg and neck, and be hospitalized for months so i wouldn't have to look at her.
there are few people who make me want to slap them in the face. she is one of them.
What is that supposed to be...a prolapsed anus?
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Those costumes, wigs, makeup, prosthetics, stilts masquerading as shoes etc must be expensive, then there is the added cost of hiring a Swat Team to put it all together...she might just be on the road to MC Hammersville.
To paraphrase Dolly Parton: It costs a lot of money to look this assclownish.
*anticipates paparazzi pix of Gags pawning her clit ring*
Is that the all seeing eye on her cunt!?! hahahaha those illumitardos are gonna have a field-date with this.
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Mega-beak, vagina on show and anvils on feet does not constitute an appetizing combo, thanks. Great fashion is supposed to be effortlessly chic. The opposite of her, basically.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
So when is the backlash starting? It should be any day now?
That was some Boar's Head Roast Beef looking labia, yuck
Pretentios, moi?
Yawn.
Gaga, your 15 minutes are just about up, I think.
I wish she'd just be a tad ecccentric not full-blown nutters all the time.
I'm not a fan of Gaga because I think she invented pop music. I just like her shit. Brit Brit was super popular when I was in HS, when her first single came out, and I just found her super boring. As I did a lot of artists.. but I still listened to their product. I remember in HS we had those TVs attached to the wall of each classroom so that students could watch the news. They paid more attention to the commercials than the news. I always thought, "Damn. Wow." So... even if Gaga is a phony, I've already experienced plenty of RL phonies to not really give them serious credit. I just take it as it is and it's not like I try to copy what I see. Most I'd do is probably dress up for Halloween and download some of her songs. It's not about who came first or who did what. I like ALL kinds of music. I like Madonna.... I like jazz... I like classical music. I just enjoy that Gaga's antics pretty much mirror my mental craziness and though I wouldn't torture my feet that way... I like how she still brings the crazy to the forefront. I'm not her "little monster" or anything like that. ugh. I don't like to join in with others, haha. Not even for something I like already. I wouldn't go out of my way to defend her, either. Most of my friends know my sense of humor and I wouldn't care if they told me why they didn't like her. I get annoyed, though, when folks say Gaga's fans are deluded. Some might be... but not everyone likes her for all the same reasons. Chill. :-/ -resumes listening to an Enigma song-
And this week she wants to be Daphne Guinness. This chick never hear of less is less in terms of over saturating the media. Blech!
Is that a hydrangea in her crotch ?! LMFAO. Eat that, Madge.
*squints* Did she draw an EYE on her snatch?
She is so stupid. I wish she had snapped an ankle on those retarded shoes.
I'm really tempted to send jack a photo of my furburger.
What's your e-mail, jacko?
thank you Bag of Dirt for being able to articulate what I've felt about this freak since day one.
She's not even sort of masculine to me. I don't understand why people think she has a penis. There are certain girls, like Elisabetta Canalis or Jessica Biel who seem really dudely. Not GaGa. At least not for me.
Sigh...while her pictures with the blonde beehive are nice(ish), she just never seems to want to look attractive.
And yes, going outside in vagine baring clothes without underwear is gross. While I'm not shocked that she has done something like this, I am shocked she didn't set-up the vagina mugshot in a way that required the photographers to have to do some actual work to snap the shot.
--Lady Gaga, an awkward blend of late 80s/early 90s Europop and Madonna sounds and the styling of Grace Jones et al.
@ Submitted by ZenShaman on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 2:41pm.
I don't find the vaginal region attractive at all. I don't know how anyone can manage getting up close and personal down there and not throw up.
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Stick to sucking cock then.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Everyone called her doing a beaver flash when the Narcisister pictures with Marilyn Manson came out. She can't let someone beat her!
ffs. please retire already.
and in case no one said it already, BARBRA STREISAND CALLED. SHE WANTS HER SHIT BACK, STEFANIE.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 2:56pm.
She looks like an albino Whoopi Goldberg in some of these pics. Which I'm pretty sure is *not* most people's idea of "hot".
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ahahahahahahahaa!!!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
She looks like an albino Whoopi Goldberg in some of these pics. Which I'm pretty sure is *not* most people's idea of "hot".
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 2:43pm.
This bitch is one of my very least favorite creatures. I fail to see how anyone finds her "interesting" whatsoever. She has built a (calculated) career despoiling the iconic looks of true freaks or visionaries like Klaus Nomi, Grace Jones, Dale Bozzio and others. Only she has vulgarized their already-been-done acts and looks cheap and tacky while doing so. I can't even count the number of times I have said to myself "seen it before" with this uninspired butterface. Didn't she just steal Bette Midler's mermaid act? The fuck? Saw her a few weeks ago with a hairstyle completly ripped off of Toyah Willcox circa 1981.
Yet, the kids all see her as some sort of unique visionary. Pathetic.
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Her obsessive fans don't seem to realize that anything existed in pop culture before the year 2000.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
annoying.
I don't find the vaginal region attractive at all. I don't know how anyone can manage getting up close and personal down there and not throw up.
This bitch is one of my very least favorite creatures. I fail to see how anyone finds her "interesting" whatsoever. She has built a (calculated) career despoiling the iconic looks of true freaks or visionaries like Klaus Nomi, Grace Jones, Dale Bozzio and others. Only she has vulgarized their already-been-done acts and looks cheap and tacky while doing so. I can't even count the number of times I have said to myself "seen it before" with this uninspired butterface. Didn't she just steal Bette Midler's mermaid act? The fuck? Saw her a few weeks ago with a hairstyle completly ripped off of Toyah Willcox circa 1981.
Yet, the kids all see her as some sort of unique visionary. Pathetic.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:40pm.
Is it acceptable to substitute pantyhose for underpants? To me, visible panty lines and bare legs under a dress of any length-except a sundress at the beach or at a picnic-are both bad form.
Going out in public without underpants under a short dress or skirt is disgusting. It's asking for a rash or full-blown infection.
She is sooooo boring. Ignore this attention whore so that she'll go away.
LOl @ MK's photo name "LadyClitClit"
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Someone push her down so she breaks an ankle, hip, and elbow, exposes her Lady Gagina to the world, and a hornet flies up there and makes a nest.
*hires small child for such purpose*
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
Bitch, if you can't stand up without holding onto people and you're not sidewalk licking drunk *cough*LiLo*cough* then maybe your shoes are FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!! *breathing hard*
I hope those things give her bunions worse than the ones Fly linked this morning. Oh, and vag slips are so 2008. :p
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:52pm.
let's all send pics of our snatches to jacko and have like a Miss Universe of Kookah contest(Jacko, just use one of mine that you have on file))
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^THIS... and lmaooooo at "on file".
UHN WHAY IZ SHAY WEARIN UH HIGH-DRAIN-GEE ONNER CRAWTCH??? lolololollllll my goodness, MK, you gots MAD photoshop skills girlfriend.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:45pm.
Make it a "germaphobic vegetarians boozing club" and I'm game (Dutch gin is great for cleaning purposes too).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
MK!!!! I thought we had an understanding that we wanted to see LESS of Lady CACA. Can't believe I clicked on her snatch shot.
*shivers*
MS FIT!! that hydrangea was placed their by MK. Am I the only one who sees this? LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
If I were anywhere near her, I'd be fighting the urge to nudge her just enough to watch her topple the fuck over like a single insufferable and played out domino.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:40pm.
I find it revolting when women don't wear panties.
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I may be old-fashioned but I only go without undies at home, and at the doctor's office for the once-a-year inspection of my lady gear.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Are those FUCKING HYDRANGEAS on her crotch!!! I was a huge fan of hers, now I can't with those hydrangeas. - Madonna
Digging the glasses, tho
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.