Afternoon Crumbs

September 13, 2011 / Posted by:

Almost perfect: RDJ is one Levi’s acid wash jacket away from wearing a three-piece Canadian Tuxedo – Celebitchy

Blake Lively is a gutter glitter bath away from being Ke$hit – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Assbender and Lisa Bonet’s child are back on – Lainey Gossip

Are we sure Kate Gosselin didn’t already get a full-time job as Courtney Love’s Twitter transcriber? – The Superficial

Another “faint in your chair, vomit up your stomach” moment brought to you by crazy Russian teenagers – Towleroad

Nicole Scherminger has hit the big time – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried in W Magazine – Just Jared

Officer Nasty tries to keep the peace by getting himself a piece – The Daily What

Stunt Queens gonna stunt – The Berry

Halle Berry and her almost twin Olivier Martinez are still together – Popsugar

Lea Michele gives sexyface the day off and brings out its second cousin constipatedface instead – Popoholic

Speaking of constipated, Kim Kardashian’s face looks like that tight doody bubble Bobby Brown popped – ICYDK

Does he ever? – Celebslam

Grab your prayer cloth and kneel for the latest sermon from Pastor KhiaCrunk + Disorderly

For the Jennifer Aniston of dogs in your life – OMG Blog

Nicki Minaj models the latest football uniform from Trix United – Hollywood Rag

It’s wrong that I’m disappointed that Snooki didn’t get a shittoo of a pickle blowing a pickle – Cityrag

Armie Hammer’s hypnotizing chest rug on Details – I’m Not Obsessed

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