Afternoon Crumbs
Almost perfect: RDJ is one Levi’s acid wash jacket away from wearing a three-piece Canadian Tuxedo – Celebitchy
Blake Lively is a gutter glitter bath away from being Ke$hit – Hollywood Tuna
Michael Assbender and Lisa Bonet’s child are back on – Lainey Gossip
Are we sure Kate Gosselin didn’t already get a full-time job as Courtney Love’s Twitter transcriber? – The Superficial
Another “faint in your chair, vomit up your stomach” moment brought to you by crazy Russian teenagers – Towleroad
Nicole Scherminger has hit the big time – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried in W Magazine – Just Jared
Officer Nasty tries to keep the peace by getting himself a piece – The Daily What
Stunt Queens gonna stunt – The Berry
Halle Berry and her almost twin Olivier Martinez are still together – Popsugar
Lea Michele gives sexyface the day off and brings out its second cousin constipatedface instead – Popoholic
Speaking of constipated, Kim Kardashian’s face looks like that tight doody bubble Bobby Brown popped – ICYDK
Does he ever? – Celebslam
Grab your prayer cloth and kneel for the latest sermon from Pastor Khia – Crunk + Disorderly
For the Jennifer Aniston of dogs in your life – OMG Blog
Nicki Minaj models the latest football uniform from Trix United – Hollywood Rag
It’s wrong that I’m disappointed that Snooki didn’t get a shittoo of a pickle blowing a pickle – Cityrag
Armie Hammer’s hypnotizing chest rug on Details – I’m Not Obsessed