It’s just a fact that Jenga Dog is the most talented bitch on Dlisted today, yesterday and tomorrow. Jenga Dog has the patience of a hooker on Ritalin trying to get a coke peen to stand up and the balancing skills of an Iranian tea house waiter. If you’re still not impressed, then watch Jenga Dog do this while on his back!
These skills are going to come in handy when Jenga Dog has to get a job waiting tables at IHOP after he runs away from home, because he’s sick of his owner teasing his ass with a tower of milk bones. This is like putting a warm wiener under Marcus Bachmann’s nose while telling him not to nibble. CRUEL!