JLo And B.Coop Went Out On A Date

September 12, 2011 / Posted by:

At a restaurant called Per Se (ugh) in NYC on Saturday night, the romantic scent of free publicity and freshly grown Puerto Rican beard hairs was in the air when JLo and Bradley Cooper sat down together for a date. TMZ says that the dinner was of the romantic kind and they were the only two at the table. Well, that’s if you don’t count the team of publicists who were hiding under the table and tricking B.Coop into gazing toward JLo’s way by dangling Victor Garber’s head shot over her head. But yeah, other than that, it was totally intimate and romantic!

Someone who works at Per Se told UsWeekly that they were there for a while, but didn’t say if JLo decided to move fast by skipping to step 9 in Renee Zellweger’s Ancient Art of Bearding manual by hand canoodling with B.Coop across the table as he refreshed his location on Grindr with his other paw. BUT WAIT! A different source tells People that JLo and B.Coop’s Saturday night dinner date was strictly business and they only met to talk about doing a project together.

It would make sense that JLo would move fast to quickly get the taste of Skeletor’s crypt dust dick and grave dirt cum balls out of her mouth, but I believe People’s source. This is strictly business! If you don’t believe me, do the Renee by squinting at the fine print on JLo and B.Coop’s preliminary relationship contract that reads: THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS! GOING OFF THE SCRIPT BY PUTTING YOUR LIPS ON MY PERSON WHEN A CAMERA IS NOT AROUND IS NOT ONLY A BREACH OF CONTRACT BUT IT’S ALSO JUST GROSS. EWW!

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