JLo And B.Coop Went Out On A Date
At a restaurant called Per Se (ugh) in NYC on Saturday night, the romantic scent of free publicity and freshly grown Puerto Rican beard hairs was in the air when JLo and Bradley Cooper sat down together for a date. TMZ says that the dinner was of the romantic kind and they were the only two at the table. Well, that's if you don't count the team of publicists who were hiding under the table and tricking B.Coop into gazing toward JLo's way by dangling Victor Garber's head shot over her head. But yeah, other than that, it was totally intimate and romantic!
Someone who works at Per Se told UsWeekly that they were there for a while, but didn't say if JLo decided to move fast by skipping to step 9 in Renee Zellweger's Ancient Art of Bearding manual by hand canoodling with B.Coop across the table as he refreshed his location on Grindr with his other paw. BUT WAIT! A different source tells People that JLo and B.Coop's Saturday night dinner date was strictly business and they only met to talk about doing a project together.
It would make sense that JLo would move fast to quickly get the taste of Skeletor's crypt dust dick and grave dirt cum balls out of her mouth, but I believe People's source. This is strictly business! If you don't believe me, do the Renee by squinting at the fine print on JLo and B.Coop's preliminary relationship contract that reads: THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS! GOING OFF THE SCRIPT BY PUTTING YOUR LIPS ON MY PERSON WHEN A CAMERA IS NOT AROUND IS NOT ONLY A BREACH OF CONTRACT BUT IT'S ALSO JUST GROSS. EWW!
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Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 7:43pm.
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
i'm stuck on the "per se" restaurant...they even have a section on their website dedicated to "stories"...? http://www.perseny.com/ this is why i will never live in nyc. i can't deal with such pretentiousness.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
BCoop today, Gerard Butler Tommorow, John Mayer next week. JLo's got her bucket list and it starts with the other Jen's leftovers.
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:45am.
I'm always reminded of a Psych line, where the lead was told that someone was "literally on fire": "What kind of fire are we talking about? Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial fire or misusing the word literally fire?"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This pic was taken over a year ago at some fashion show, where they happened to be sitting next to each other.
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Le shack à Chuck
Note to JLo--just BE SINGLE for a while. I mean she is definitely that woman that always has to BE with someone. It's three divorces later, take a break already.
Oh Jlo, the disco era is dead, just accept it and move on.
Looks like money grubbing fame whoring JHO Bag is going to be the next hollywood beard. She'll do anything for cash. Even if Bradley Cooper were straight, he would never hang around this old untalented nasty relic from the 90s. She's a used up, sloppy old pig. He could get a better beard than this old trash.
I actually think he's super cute, but I too have heard he is GAY. Even if he were straight, these two look ridiculous together. I think JLo is beautiful for her age- but she seriously needs to stop dressing like a whore and grow the fuck up. She could learn a thing or two from the likes of Cindy Crawford or someone like that. Cindy is gorgeous but dresses appropriately for her age.
Those Keeblers just won't stay in the tree, where they belong.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:56am.
OMG! My husband's latest thing is randomly inserting "if you will" into every other sentence. I just want to scream "No, I WON'T! I'm tired of hearing about that guy you hate at work!"
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Basically irregardless and stuff, he's a slob. And who cares about her? Like I don't! You know!
Looks awkward.
He does seem to pick older girls who are lots of fun to pal around with.
Fuck the date...who's the "Hey now!" trick behind J-lo?
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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HATE THIS BITCH "J LO" tacky bitch
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JLO is bearding now?
The rumors about this guy are running rampant...where there's smoke...and the fact his marriage to Ms. Esposito fizzled and was dissolved within weeks speaks volumes too. Kinda like Squinty's marriage to Kenny Chesney. Hmmm
But Victor Garber? I thought even pointy chin Coop could do better than that. If he is into daddies there are better looking ones in WeHo.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
But I like how conversate sounds. And now that I have heard it I want to use it. (Stamps foot)
Maybe Bradley thought the less awkward thing to do would be to conversate....
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:59am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon,
I wanna choke people out who say "irregardless". That is not a damn word, dammit!!!!! Foolios
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Neither is "conversate".
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and i used to like this guy...
I thought he was seeing (hahahaha! I make myself laugh) Squinty?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:59am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon,
I wanna choke people out who say "irregardless". That is not a damn word, dammit!!!!! Foolios
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Neither is "conversate".
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Neither is "idear" for idea. petty; but the sound of it makes me stabby.
My dumb-as-a-bag-of-rocks sister always tries to make herself sound smarter by throwing in a lot of "and this-and-that" 's (kind of like yada yada yada) when she didn't really know how to finish a sentence. if she weren't so condescending, and yet so stupid at the same time, it probably wouldn't be half as maddening.
lol, she is making the sequel of gigli part two and this one is going to stunk up tha place. lol
she must have the most deepest and widest vag.no mercy
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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops! Marc Anthony
When is their movie coming out? Only reason I could see them together is to promote a new shit piece of a movie.
Hah. Look at the Face on the guy at 11 o'clock. Gay as a Jaybird and he clearly doesn't buy Brad's straightness for one second.
I wonder what did this Princeton-educated rich boy and this barely educated Bronx woman talked about.
ETA: I know that's really snobby of me, but really. I'm sure he was cringing the entire time. And there is no way in hell anyone can ever convince me there was a spark of romance here. Ever.
How many Hollywood actresses are going to beard for him? They look uncomfortable as shit together. He'll eventually take the Tom Cruise route and get himself a contract bride who is an ambitious young actress.
Am I crazy (yes) but didn't Bradley's fellow students at Actor's Studio say he was completely gay when he attended? I know I read that somewhere.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:27am.
Like Jarja Fox from CSI Las Vegas. She's the reason I stopped watching this show. I always wondered if she was sleeping with the director or something for him not to edit her out. If a non-native speaker picks up on this kinda thing you have to be severely hearing-impaired not to notice it.
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THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate the way she does that! She's hard enough on the eyes so why is she also hard on the ears?????
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wtf with those boots??!!! is she going to leg sex someone?? huge leg condoms grosssssssss
Coma Caca!
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I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question, after littering her speech with the word "like". She's 30. No excuses, bitch!
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Every single one of the Kardashians, including their slut whore mother does this. It's something in their speech pattern that just drives me fucking crazy. Every time I hear one of those cunts talking, I swear I could go all Ted Bundy on someone.
@precociousmagpie- My husband went through a basically phase, too. But I quickly figured out his "basically" always meant no.
@annobanano- I totally agree. "With all due respect" usually means, "Hang on, because I am about to say the most offensive thing ever."
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:04am.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:44am.
"I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question"
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"That makes me INSANE!!!!"
Like Jarja Fox from CSI Las Vegas. She's the reason I stopped watching this show. I always wondered if she was sleeping with the director or something for him not to edit her out. If a non-native speaker picks up on this kinda thing you have to be severely hearing-impaired not to notice it.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Can I ask you a question?
You just did!
Let me ask you a question.
No! NEXT!
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You have to question these guys who only date a-list actresses...
Bradley is sooo fukin gay!
I also wondered why MK didn't hone in on the hot guy behind JLo. If I were a gay guy, I'd be in love right now.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
My vote for most insincere, over used phrase is "with all due respect" - a great big fuck you is about to come next
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:06am.
The ultimate worst. When you ask someone as question and they answer with "whatchamacallit". Like when I ask what someone needs. "I need whatchamacallit."
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Even worse than "whatchamacallit" is the upper crusty "whaddayacawl".
"Hey, I seen him at dat place, ya know, next to da liberry-- whaddayacawl."
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I've been spared that little nugget, thank God.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:06am.
The ultimate worst. When you ask someone as question and they answer with "whatchamacallit". Like when I ask what someone needs. "I need whatchamacallit."
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Even worse than "whatchamacallit" is the upper crusty "whaddayacawl".
"Hey, I seen him at dat place, ya know, next to da liberry-- whaddayacawl."
Something tells me that JLo is going to end up paying for companionship like Jessica Simpson or Madonna.
No decent dude wants to end up the male half of another Bennifer.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:56am.
Here's another one for him to abuse: "basically"
My stepson used to use this word all the time, and it drove me insane trying to get information out of him.
"Did you get an F on the math test?"
"Uh… basically."
"Do you have clean clothes for the wedding?"
"…basically."
In the above examples, the first "basically" meant "yes". The second "basically" meant "no".
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:44am.
I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question
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That makes me INSANE!!!!
me too.
I'm noticing a lot of people talking like that lately. It's called upspeak and you sound stoopid when you do it so stop it right fucking now.
The ultimate worst. When you ask someone as question and they answer with "whatchamacallit". Like when I ask what someone needs. "I need whatchamacallit."
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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OMG! NO!
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:44am.
I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question
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That makes me INSANE!!!!
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Dark-sided!
Every time I heard my idiot relative say "per se" I wanted to throttle him. I'm sure if I asked him what "per se" meant, he'd have no idea what it was. Good reason I no longer speak to this village idiot.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon,
I wanna choke people out who say "irregardless". That is not a damn word, dammit!!!!! Foolios
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Neither is "conversate".
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon,
I wanna choke people out who say "irregardless". That is not a damn word, dammit!!!!! Foolios
I overheard this man in Zellers (canuck K-Mart) the other day say it at least three fucking times in a conversation he was having. I wanted to dropkick him. Another one that drives my bonkers is supposibly oh and my personally fave: I seen.
Precocious magpie -- I'm going mental, I must say, per se, proverbial, pun intended, like.