If You Call Terrence Howard's Wife Again, He Will Cut Your Throat
Make no mistake about it. Terrence Howard looks like a dapper, debonair gentleman who only farts into the finest of silk scarves and mostly speaks in a smooth cashmere tone of a Barry White after-cognac burp, but if you mess with his marriage, he will SERENA WILLIAMS out and kill you through the froat! Case in point: Radar says that some moron with dirty ass for brains got a hold of what she thought was Terry Howard's cell phone number.
After getting some liquid courage in her veins, she tried to call Terry but her phone was dead. So she used her male friend's cell phone, called the number and professed her undying love for Bishop Baby Wipes in a voicemail message. But it turns out that the number she thought belonged to Terry actually belonged to his wife. So what is a Terry Howard to do when a strange lady voice verbally blows his ego on his wife's voicemail? Well, he threatens to a kill a trick, of course. Terry left this (click here to get it in your ears) love song on the dude's voicemail:
"Nigga, you been calling my wife... If you call my wife again I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to cut your fucking throat. Understand that. I'm gonna tell you this one time. You call my wife again, I'm going to kill you."
But after Terry went to his calm happy place by sniffing his wife's baby wipes fresh asshole, he called back a few days later to apologize for the misunderstanding:
"I'm so sorry for calling you and speaking that way. I thought you were somebody that's been harassing my wife. Please forgive me. My wife told me that she was receiving obscene text from you and that she was being harassed. Therefore I responded with the protective nature that a husband has for his wife. Forgive me for the anger, but as you are watching over your girlfriend, I too am devoted to my love."
If you're going to get your throat cut up, it might as well be by the hand of Terry Howard. Yes, you would die a slow painful, blood-curdling death and the last face you'd ever see would be the smug crazy face of the dude from Glitter, but at least your crime scene would be as sparkling clean as a newborn baby's fresh out of the womb ass! Terry cannot strut away from a body covered with orifice goo of any kind. Terry would whip out his baby wipes attache (seen above) and clean your body the same way he expects all of his females to clean their caca holes. Your dead body would be so damn clean that even Terry would sit next to it at dinner.
Your family members would walk in on your murdered body and scream "AAAAAAAH!," but then they'd take a whiff of the air and calmly say, "But damn it smells precious in here!" Thanks to Terry!
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Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:50am.
Terrance Howard was going to be a huge movie star after Hustle and Flow then he started spouting off all this creep/crazy shit to the media and blew his chances. I think he is on one of the 900 Law and Order shows now.
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Yep he got on the crazy train and blew his chances. That L&O show was canceled too.
MK, those last two paragraphs are sheer genius. Too funny!
The weirdest thing is Howard's voice is oddly soothing on the tape. I must be mad!
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"The booming cackle let out by Tina Knowles was hot enough to curl every weave in a 5-mile radius." MK
He's creepy. How long before he kills someone for real?
So then they made up and he banged the dude, right?
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
I suppose the girl could take heart that if TH were to slit her throat the crime scene would be left spotlessly clean and sweet smelling.
A strange woman uses a guy friend's cell to leave a horny vmail for TH, that Mrs BabyWipes accidentally gets. But TH calls up and threatens to kill the guy who owns the phone?
Whaaaa? TH gots to stop inhaling all those chemicals in the baby wipes.
Oh yeah, and ITA with jerseygirl's probable scenario.
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BABY WIPES. I love how this guy is associated with baby wipes.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 2:01pm.
He seems like a psycho asshole
LOL, my thoughts exactly!! Could not have put it any better.
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
He seems like a psycho asshole
He was pretty hot about 10 years ago (like in the Ashanti video) but his voice is such a turn off every time he speaks any attraction just disappears.
I thought they were divorced?
This guy always gave me a creepy-woman beating vibe...his reaction does not surprise me one bit. Nice eyes or not, I would NEVER date/marry that psych patient!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:42pm.
Jack whaddaya mean , ya WISH!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
@jerseygir- ding ding ding! we have a winnah!
Pretty eyes, crazy brain.
I thought he & his wife were splitting, many months ago...
Jack whaddaya mean , ya WISH!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I always get this jerk confused with Cuba Gooding Jr.
i really don't care for either one of them, but they seem to be interchangeable.
Submitted by jerseygirl17: "...the side-piece called the wife, Terrence went all Mel-Gibson-without-a-jacuzzi on the side-piece, side-piece freaked out and notified someone, and this is the official cover story."
BINGO!
I must be unreasonably reasonable because if someone was stalking my significant other and I finally had the phone number, I'd be calling the cops.
If she's been getting obscene calls and he knows about it, why does she/they still have the same phone number? It's not totally weird for a fan to come across a minor celebrity's phone number, by the way. I've inadvertently found a couple.
And now the Clue "But this is (probably) what really happened" ending: the side-piece called the wife, Terrence went all Mel-Gibson-without-a-jacuzzi on the side-piece, side-piece freaked out and notified someone, and this is the official cover story.
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garbage fancied up into a suit and tie is still garbage.
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:32am.
This a**hole has a history of violence (against women-he lad the smack down on his ex wife a fe years ago)
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Bitch wouldn't wipe!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
It's always the nice, cool, calm, polite ones who turn out to be the biggest assholes, I swear.
I also LOVE people who always blame the other person and never their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend. How do you think that they got the number in the first place, moron?
Hold up now! I thought that broad decided she had enough of his crazy shit and filed for divorce from baby wipes boy?? Wasn't that the deal this winter or something?
So if that is the case, MF needs to keep his creepy stalker shit off this girl's cellie. Psycho asshole. Glad his shit show got canned. FU Terry. Go hang with Chris Brown ya douche!
***Edit *** Yes .. that was the deal this Winter.
The N-word gets bleeped now?
Oh, so he's a wife beater too. What a great fucking guy. Punching a woman in the face. Nice.
Obviously there is a history of violence with him if his brother saw him hang up the phone, leaving the house in a rage and was concerned for TH's wifes safety and followed....that is very telling.
This a**hole has a history of violence (against women-he lad the smack down on his ex wife a fe years ago),so this creepy voice mail doesn't surprise me one bit. What's even more disturbing about this vm is how cool and calm he is about it. Like "yea I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna come slit your throat, then I'm gonna go get a beer." WIERDO!
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
*rereads post*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
BSF - no one gets to see your pics, IRregardless of how hot they are...
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
So you can threaten to kill someone by voice mail and not have anything happen to you? Or is that just celebrities who get away with that?
Sounds like an affair that went bad to me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:10am.
I wish I had MICHAEL K's phone number so I could text him the boob and giner pics my buddies forward to me... I think he would really appreciate it....
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*gasp*
Those were supposed to be just for you, Jack! You will not be getting my Halloween jack-o-latern vajazzle pic, mister!
@louise_brooks
Yep. I bet if he ever ran out of baby wipes there would be pandemonium in the streets till the bitch got his wipes. No man, woman or child would be spared.
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Careful Terrence, baby wipes will not remove all traces of DNA
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
LOL
Right after I posted that comment about Terrance stuffing somebody in a garbage bag, a commercial for Hefty Blackout bags came on!
But, ummm, wtf is in your trash that you absolutley, positively don't want anybody to see?? Your broken vibrators and real doll with the hole in it??
Seems he's got a history with this sort of thing. Creepy McCreeperton.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/02/19/add-terrence-howard-to-the-...
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Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
@ME - I was wondering that, too.
@Ritzy Roxie- I agree. Something about him gives me major creepy vibes. I think it's because he works so hard to project this calm, cool exterior that you just know there is chaos under that thin veil.
I remember TH telling on the Oprah show that his father was killed during an altercation with a racist. The story was compelling enough and still there was something about him that didn't feel right. He struck me as a poser, sharing a family tragedy for maximum effect. Just my gut instinct.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Terrence is so fancy!!
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:58am.
Yeah, he's creepy and sleazy so I wouldn't put it past him.
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Douchechill!
I wish I had MICHAEL K's phone number so I could text him the boob and giner pics my buddies forward to me... I think he would really appreciate it....
*sides MK*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
He'll do it. He'll cut your throat, throw your body in a hefty bag and leave it on the curb on trash day. Then he'll freshen up with baby wipes, of course.
Terrance Howard gots the crazy eyes. That actually made it seem that he was a really good actor for a hot minute. But then everyone realized he always brings the crazy eyes, not just for acting.
He seems like the type who would say the same thing to his wife if she tried to leave his ass. Creepy as all fuck, this one is.
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QUestion - how the hell do you get a celebrities cell phone number???????
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:57am.
HOWEVER MY WIFE'S WERE SOLICITED BECAUSE SHE IS A WHORE PER SE!!
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Literally no pun intended.
I don't see the problem here. Random "OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I WANT TO FUCK YOU!" text messages wind up on your wifes cell phone. The dial back number belongs to a dude.
He was protecting his interests.
IDK. Getting protective is a little secksay.
Terrence Howard has.....issues.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Leaving death threats messages is NEVER a smart thing to do no matter what the circumstance is. There are all sorts of ways to threaten people without coming right out and telling them you'll kill them. All you do is give some asshole the evidence they need to fuck you over even more.
NOT IMPRESSED, I think that's a very reasonable theory. The whole story is pretty whacko.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I know he is creepy, but I still maintain that he's one of the best-looking actors around. I think he's pretty talented, too.
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