Don't You Dare Stare Into The Demon Eyes Of The Hydrangea Hater Of Britain
Madge not only loathes hydrangeas since their seeds are so pure and weaken the evil powers she possesses in her silicone sack cheeks, but she also loathes the eyes of film festival volunteers and will not walk backstage unless their eyes are kissing the wall. We've all heard bedtime stories about how Madge orders the eyes of peons and mere mortals to not look her way when she walks by, and she was at it again during a press conference at The Toronto International Film Festival for the bland turd out of cinema's asshole called W.E.
The Globe & Mail reports that before the Dark Cuntress floated on a cloudy sliver of virgin souls through the hallway, the volunteers were told to turn around and the face wall so that they couldn't make eye contact with her royal bitchiness.
Sounds like Madonna was all smiles and compliments for Canada in general and TIFF in particular, when she visited the festival Monday to promote her new film, W.E., about famous divorcé, the Duchess of Windsor, Wallis Simpson. One observer even heard her thank the festival's orange-shirted volunteers.It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.
HAHAHAHAHA. As a ho who has developed a strange craving for an uncooked phyllo pocket stuffed with Elmer's Glue from staring at HQ pictures of Madge's face, I can say with complete confidence that she did them a favor.
I swear, Madge is cunting harder than Kunty Karl, Heather Mills and Kate Gosselin's cunts combined. They can all fist themselves before having a seat, because the true cunt queen is ruling hard right about now. Madge would order her army to blind a kitten with a rusty ice pick if it stared at her too long. When are we going to get to the part where Madge starts pushing children in ovens and orders the death of the fairest maiden in all the land? Bitch's cunt powers knows no bounds!
Really. Telling some volunteers to turn around is some Medusa shit. The TIFF organizers tried to get the spirit of Perseus to shoot Madgedusa with an arrow, but he was too busy rolling his eyes at her ridiculousness.
That being said, I will never forgive the volunteers for turning around just as she sashayed down the hallway to throw hydrangeas directly at her face. Missed opportunity.
(Thanks Iain)
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She's a Leo, we're selfish...that said, this talentless cunt doesn't want people to comment on her silicone nut sack cheek implants on Twitter...."just got a close up of Madonna and she looks like a retarded squirrel hiding nuts in her face"...I get it you old whore
Submitted by moonmaid on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 7:41pm.
Afraid not - I knew people back in the day in NYC who let her sleep on their floors, and who loaned her money when she had nothing. In the case of one guy, a studio owner, she never paid him back. A few years later, after she became rich and famous, he had lost everything to addiction and was struggling financially after rehab to rebuild his business. He contacted her people about getting repaid. Her people responded that she didn't remember him or him ever loaning her money. I still remember how incensed he was - "I gave her money and a place to sleep when she had nothing - when she was eating GARBAGE out of dumpsters, because I believed in her." She basically just used people for what they could give her, and went from one boyfriend to the next, getting more connected each
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That's pretty common knowledge that Vadge is/was a big user. I think she is rather proud of being that way. I thought there was one guy who died of AIDS who she did help when she got famous. She got a beat down from Jean-Michel Basquiat's girlfriend.
I once read something on some 'conspiracy' website (not VC) about Madge, that allegedly she IS, in fact, a descendant of a royal bloodline (I know...), and had lots of connections to the business. The sordid tales of her begging and groveling in the streets of NY back in the day were supposedly just that - tales meant to give the impression of a good old-fashioned American "rags to riches" story.
Afraid not - I knew people back in the day in NYC who let her sleep on their floors, and who loaned her money when she had nothing. In the case of one guy, a studio owner, she never paid him back. A few years later, after she became rich and famous, he had lost everything to addiction and was struggling financially after rehab to rebuild his business. He contacted her people about getting repaid. Her people responded that she didn't remember him or him ever loaning her money. I still remember how incensed he was - "I gave her money and a place to sleep when she had nothing - when she was eating GARBAGE out of dumpsters, because I believed in her." She basically just used people for what they could give her, and went from one boyfriend to the next, getting more connected each time.
I don't think she is totally without redemption - she appears to be a good mother - but I think the stories I heard say something about her personality that I really don't like.
If this is true she should be beaten with a brick.
I seriously doubt this is true but it's very believable, considering what a vacuous, pathetic old lady Madonna is. Frankly, I wouldn't want to see an aged, irrelevant former superstar who is trying badly to cling to her glory days. Of course, she may have not wanted anyone to look at her because she knows what a hack job her film is.
back when i worked at a nyc hotel, we had some charity dinner and received strict orders that Jennifer Hudson who was attending, was not to be touched. um, ok. who is dying to touch Jhud anyway? this came from her people so who knows if she even knew about it or maybe she is a raging germophobe? whatever. some people really believe their own press.
Well that is just awesome LOL. I hope some day I can make insane demands like that
I had hydrangeas in my wedding, bitch!
"I'll take a whack at the fuck myself!"
Submitted by DDT on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:00am.
I once read something on some 'conspiracy' website (not VC) about Madge, that allegedly she IS, in fact, a descendant of a royal bloodline
Go back enough generations and we're all descended from royal bloodlines. All the Lis in Vietnam and the Kims in Korea can claim royal ancestors. Same with many Euro families.
I think Madge really started out as a trashy, grasping cunt. That's second-hand from people who recorded with her.
Submitted by RedPeggy on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 1:41am.
It's a classic way of 'cheating' yourself some status - the old eye contact thing. If someone can't look you in the eye it sort of 'meekens' them - and immediately gives you importance.
RedPeggy - Thank you for the explanation :)
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I once read something on some 'conspiracy' website (not VC) about Madge, that allegedly she IS, in fact, a descendant of a royal bloodline (I know...), and had lots of connections to the business. The sordid tales of her begging and groveling in the streets of NY back in the day were supposedly just that - tales meant to give the impression of a good old-fashioned American "rags to riches" story.
Who knows.... But in any event, I never understood the stupid "avoid eye contact" thing either. If it's true, then she is a snotty, crazy bitch. If it's NOT true and it's just a planted story, then her publicist wants people to THINK she's a snotty, crazy bitch.
That's SOME legacy to leave on the world when she dies, which she eventually will: That of a stuck-up, self-important whore.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:41am.
Never liked this whore and I sure as fuck would not have averted my eyes from the bitch, as a volunteer what the fuck would you lose?
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I have been a film festival volunteer (VIFF) many times and you might lose your free pass or tickets as a result of not obeying festival bosses. If that had been me though, I would have laughed it off and found a way to disobey (maybe stick out my tongue at her).
Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:45am.
She was never a nice person. When she was young it was less obvious. Nice people do not get where she got. But it is lonely at the top.
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I knew her then and this is true. She has been building her own black hole for years and one day she will simply disappear.
What this bitch needs is for everyone she comes in contact with to start treating her the way she treats everyone she comes in contact with.
You just know she only surrounds herself with yes people, otherwise someone would've clued her in about the "crazy old bitch desperately hanging on to her youth" hair. She looks ridiculous.
So she thinks she's Wallis Simpson now? Well, they DO have a lot in common.
Remember when she was in her Eva Peron phase? LOL.
How great would it be if everyone that went to see this pig's movie turned their back to the screen the minute it started?
Lol. Just noticed the WE necklace she is wearing. What a dork.
" turning around just as she sashayed down the hallway to throw hydrangeas directly at her face."
Brilliant! Kinda ike the Glitterb*mbers at Mr. Michelle Bachmans Beat Away the Gay Hut!
Hey, I keep meaning to ask - what's the Creation Legend of Kunty Karl's name?
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snark is good.
The tennis balls she had stuffed into her cheeks sure look weird in a semi-profile view...
Poor Madge...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:08am.
From some of the things I have read out of the Venice Festival it is sure to be a flop. Most critics have hated it and made fun of it.
No doubt once it does she'll immediately release an album and go on tour so we'd all forget. I hope she cleans up at the Razzies next year.
I don't know why mainstream media is afraid of her - it's like the Emperor's new clothes. No one wants to be the first to call her a laughing stock when everyone can see that she is.
Sorry Madge. I can no longer with you.
Your cunt antics have surpassed my willing to forgive.
Sit down and STFU!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:03am.
Someone needs to put this unbearable twat in her place.
I CAN'T wait for her shitty movie to flop on its arse.
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From some of the things I have read out of the Venice Festival it is sure to be a flop. Most critics have hated it and made fun of it.
Someone needs to put this unbearable twat in her place.
I CAN'T wait for her shitty movie to flop on its arse.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:41am.
Yep Madge is trying to pretend that Bay City Michigan never happened.
That faux British accent is not even as good as Brit Brits.
She was never a nice person. When she was young it was less obvious. Nice people do not get where she got. But it is lonely at the top.
Actually, that's not true. If you look at the top 35 highest grossing tours of ALL TIME, 3 of them are Madonna's and they're all within the last decade. Obviously, someone cares.
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Submitted by sarahjane on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:48am.
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She is and always has been a stupid, self absorbed bitch, who thinks that a fake British accent can erase her humble beginnings in Michigan, as if she is so much better than the rest of us.
Never liked this whore and I sure as fuck would not have averted my eyes from the bitch, as a volunteer what the fuck would you lose?
She really shouldn't be there in the first place...
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:32am.
I don't understand why anyone would comply with this, especially volunteers.
Maybe I am just an asshole, but I would look her in the eye, give a big ol' smile and say, "Hi! Aren't you from Michigan? Do you know my friend Rich? He's from Michigan. Oh, but maybe you don't know him. His mom is about your age."
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I thought the exact same thing, Louise Brooks--why on earth would a volunteer comply with this request? I love your alternative scenario!
I don't understand why anyone would comply with this, especially volunteers.
Maybe I am just an asshole, but I would look her in the eye, give a big ol' smile and say, "Hi! Aren't you from Michigan? Do you know my friend Rich? He's from Michigan. Oh, but maybe you don't know him. His mom is about your age."
She may not have asked them to face a wall ... but I certainly believe she made her request known that she didnt want to be bothered and would prefer it if people look the other way . Which I would happily oblige , considering she's a CUNT.
There are plenty of asshole celebrities that make similar demands. Their egos are out of this world.
CUNT CUNT CUNT ! yes, all caps too.
Orders people to avoid eye contact with her. Who the fuck does she think she is?
I'm glad I never spent a dime on this bitch ... never bought an album, CD, paid for a movie or concert ! And knowing what a bitch she is - you'd think more people would follow suit... She doesnt deserve her fame. Whore bag.
Don't care. Love Madge all day. And her video response to the Hydrangeas of the world was so eloquent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY7ZOhMrlD0
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I hope her new movie goes straight to STARZ.
She looks fucking ridiculous with that bloated filler face of hers.
I would ripped a wet one just as she walked by. The wetter the better so the aroma would satisfy her.
This is some Henry VIII stuff translated into 21st century. How vile and up in her own ass is this woman? This is not the bahaviour of a grown up person who has ANY touch with reality what-so-ever!
The volunteers should have eaten some eggs+banana+cofee and synchronized their farts as she passes by their arses.
Submitted by anniepants11 on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:50am.
...I only wish a world of obscurity for her. I wish she'd stick her finger up her arse and spin around on her elbow.
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*wipes away tear*
That was pure poetry.
Hating old ladies is misogynist. Unless they're Madonna.
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I only hope everybody farted on her as she passed by.
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Submitted by Big Bertha: "I'd love for Madonna to be in a room with her peer age group - 53 yrs old menopausal (normal) women. They would rip her to shreds."
Right? I'd like to see a cage match betwen Madge and my little old mom. My mother doesn't even know who Madonna IS. And like the honey badger, she doesn't give a shit. She'd tell off the Pope or President Obama, given half the chance.
I'm with Whamo on this one. Sounds like bullshit to me. Not to mention, how likely is it that everyone agreed to it and simply turned their backs? Bullshit, someone would have said something.
I am loving this. The sun is surely setting on Hagatha (as it does for all of us mortals) & she is none too pleased!
Oh, Hag, just embrace the sunset, you multi-gazillion-dollared dullard. Fact: Nobody pays to see old ladies.
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If someone told me not to look at that old piece of fucking baggage, I'd stink-eye them into the fucking ground. I could never stand that big-feeling cuntflap and I only wish a world of obscurity for her. I wish she'd stick her finger up her arse and spin around on her elbow.
can you imagine what a bitch mom she is?
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The minute you start acting this way is the minute you become old and completely irrelevant to rock and roll.
Yeah, everybody gets older and looks older. Fact of life. Nothing you can do about it. But the reason Patti Smith is still revered while Madonna is mocked is because Patti Smith is still just one of the kids, even though she's over 60.
Madonna hasn't done anything relevant in over a decade. Why does anyone care? I don't even know why she bothered to put out another album, she doesn't have anything new to say. She should just lock herself up in her mansion and play with her money. She doesn't matter anymore.
Nothing ages you like an attitude - no matter how much plastic surgery you get.
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I'd love for Madonna to be in a room with her peer age group - 53 yrs old menopausal (normal) women. They would rip her to shreds.
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I don't believe for a minute she'd ask people to turn their backs. She's a CUNT no doubt but I just can't believe she's THAT MUCH of a cunt!
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 11:22pm.
Everybody should turn and face the wall when Madonna gets up on stage. Good lord how much do those cheeks of hers weigh anyway? No wonder she's such a cunt, between her massive ego and all the nuts she's storing, her head must weigh fucking 50 pounds.
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Right? Fuck that self-important cunt. She only wants a phalanx of people looking at her when they've paid for the privilege, like a whore.
If I were a volunteer, I'd wear sunglasses and carry a white cane and stay straight ahead and exclaim loudly, "Where is this old bag everyone's talking about, because I can't see SHIT!"
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
Funny.... the best picture of her from these photos is the one where she has her back to the camera. I agree she was doing the volunteers a favor with her request.