Mom always said if you don’t stop frowning, your face will get stuck that way. Roseanne didn’t listen. – debbiedoesnothing
Contrary to popular opinion, Tom did not eat Suri’s placenta. He made a chair out of it. – jazzfish_77
They’re running out of burial space in China – what did you expect? – annobanano
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