Afternoon Crumbs
What James Franco looks like after giving a two-handed hand job to Slimer during a Pepto-Bismol storm – Towleroad
Presenting Emmy award-winning Fishsticks Paltrow who puts the EGO in EGOT – Lainey Gossip
Justin Bieber hasn’t even started ovulating yet and he’s already got BABIES!! on the mind – The Superficial
Swizz Beak is already thinking about sticking his Toucan nose in another ho’s fruit loop – Celebitchy
RiRi of the Damned, take two – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
RiRi’s weave needs an IV drip and a deshedding – Hollywood Tuna
5 more months of Beyonce’s pregnancy wig is a long 5 months – Popsugar
Panty Creamer of the Day: Jason Momoa with his nipples out – Just Jared
You are what you sing – The Daily What
JLove’s size 2 ass puts the threads in that dress to the test – Popoholic
Dear Natalie Portman, if you’re going to suffocate Baby Aleph, please do it with a hotter looking sheet – ICYDK
Matt Dallas maybe peen tells me that his last name is referring to Dallas, Wisconsin and not Dallas, Texas (NSFW) – OMG Blog
What I’m getting from this is that Keira Knightley’s shoulder blades are bigger than her tits – Cityrag
Kitten hoarders are starting younger and younger these days – The Berry
Jessica White in white – Hollywood Rag
One is named Ryan and has abs harder than a rock hard lady nipple and the other is named Ryan and can make lady nipples harder than rock hard abs. Totally the same person! – Videogum
LOATHE it – I’m Not Obsessed
Like a camel wearing a baby blue Welly sock – Moe Jackson