Xtina Has Just Been Threatened
Xtina's lips are shaking off at 5 layers of red spray paint while she uncertainly sits at her place at the head of the Red Lipstick Mafia table, because look who stepped out in NYC the other day wearing a fightin' shade of lipstick. With just a simple swipe of red lipstick, Suri Cruise let Xtina know that she's coming for her while leaving Chelsea Piers with Stepford Katie. Suri also let the fashion hos know that no, she's not going to sit front row at their silly shows, because she can teach them a thing or twenty about chic shit glamour, not the other way around.
I mean, only the head stylist of The House of Hubbard can pull off an ensemble made of Six LeMeure's first day of high school hat, Tommy Girl's favorite full-length night shirt, one of her mom's old escapin' scarves, a signature scary ass doll and a purse that looks more expensive than a diamond-encrusted Birkin bag. It's as if a gaggle of gays taught Suri everything she knows. Oh, wait.
As for Stepford Katie's homely ass, bitch needs to turn around and listen to THIS SIGN. This bland bitch is a tragedy in denim coochie cutters and needs to leave looking fashionable to the professionals. Like her 5-year-old daughter.
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She looks like the kind of child you would find staring you down from the foot of your bed in the middle of the night hiding a butcher knife behind their back. I expect lots of 'accidents' with household staff and her parents in the future and pets that go 'missing'.
Haribo - Sir-ree
Pretty sure that's how it's pronounced.
Man oh man when I was little I was lucky to have my toenails painted. Makeup was all sorts of off limits
That child looks like Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby, about to be sold. This is not the impression the child should give. What is wrong with her mother.
Had the exact same thought Guest, et al! They already have a new movie poster, too...that last thumbnail.
P. S. Hate when little girls have straggly-assed, ratty hair. IMO, if you want it long, you have to brush it, otherwise it gets cut.
Suri is on her way to meet her date for the annual Scientology picnic. Wait for him to come out of his hidey hole. Max is giving him something to give to his date Suri:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFTeb17uv2Q
Things got a little out of hand when her dad's friends showed up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8vGjEz-xU&feature=related
http://globalnewswebsite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/children-of-the-cor...
Yeah. That.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by guest on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 3:46pm.
*cues omen music*
DO NOT CLICK THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kg5NdwH8zE
Suri...how do you pronounce this name? Just curious...
There is NO WAY in xenu hell that this lil girl isn't spoiled.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
*cues omen music*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Suri scares me! *hides*
Coma Caca!
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Suri is like, the loneliest little girl in the world. I feel sorry for her, because she is going to grow up batshit crazy. I hope she and Zahara get in like, epic drunken tabloid bitchfights at the clubs. Zahara will be the uber chic like, fashion plate celebuho and Suri will be the angry dykey Kristin Stewart type of faux anti-ho living on daddy's credit cards. God I can't wait 'til these kids are teenagers.
Poor thing is growing up to fast and does look a bit evil. Why is mommy dressed down?
Suri looks like she's going to go commit some ultra-violence with her droogs after a trip to the milk bar.
That kid looks feral
That kid does not need to be wearing red lipstick.
BEELZEBUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
She would be such a cute little girl, if she didn`t have permanent cunt-face.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Suri looks seriously evil.