BREAKING: George Clooney And Stacy Keibler ALMOST Held Hands
George Clooney and his award show escort Stacy Keibler took their work relationship to the next level last night by being photographed together while leaving a party at the Toronto International Film Festival. If you really don't know what to say about this, just let the lady on the left's "Somewhere there's a family of hungry, homeless chicks without a nest... CALL PETA!" side-eye speak for you.
Is this bitch serious in a for real way? The only thing she has to do is wear a fancy dress that doesn't clash with the threads of star dust in George Clooney's hair and wear his favorite scent (Eau de Brad Pitt's Nipple Sweat), and this is what she comes up with? A dress that will only look okay on a toddler at a Valley of the Dolls-themed funeral and a ratty nest that looks like a beady bead stuck up between a Sasquatch's ass cheeks? No, bitch, no. If you stuck a man anus hole on the top of Stacy's weave nest, John Travolta still wouldn't stick his tongue on it and that's saying a lot.
It's going to be a long (insert the number of weeks you bet in the "How long is this Stacy and George shit going to last?" pool at work) if this is Stacy's idea of looking hot.
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i lurv how all the media outlets are shouting "stacy is a living thinking breathing human being who can think for herself!" like it's something to celebrate. ah hollyweird.
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I don't think George is gay, just a self involved emotionally immature man. Sadly, this last girlfriend has taken him from classic hot to douchey not.
i'm sorry stacy keibler, but yr outfit (especially the dress) is fucking awful, like 1996 winter formal awful.
Her EVERYTHING is ruining everything for me. My prom dress was atrocious, yet it looks better than this mess. I don't think she understands what she's up against. If Dlisters are ripping her a new asshole, I can only imagine what the media is doing to her.
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Not too tight. I want to leave room for some pucker!
A former pro wrestler and DWTS contestant. Real classy George, real classy.
Ick nast, he can do better. But I don't think he's worried about the clothes and hairstyle. The body pretty much makes up for it.
I too get tired of accusing every male celeb of being gay. But at this point his whole serial monogamy with no commitment thing is either bearding or just creepy and weird. I'd find him more likable if he were gay, cause otherwise he'd be a self involved prick
Her hair!!! OYUCKOFUCKNO!!!! The roots are way to dark and that rat's nest??? oh, man is he loosing it!!! Just come OUT already!!!
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Her hair is just ruining the whole picture for me!
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She looks a bit Stepford. He's todays Rock Hudson - known his preference for 20 years now..
Georgie is FINE and he's not gay. WTF is on this woman's head? She's so MEH...don't get why he's with her.
ElderHomosexual George seems to tiny - how tall is George?
I think he is actually not feeling great. I read somewhere he has to have another surgery to fix whatever he broke while filming Syriana.
I love her!!!! I'm loving the goddess she's bringing and I love the fact that Stacy looks like, can and hopefully will kick George's ass.
Nothing like dating a former wrestler to keep you in line.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 7:46am.
Elizabeta might have looked a little manly in the jaw, but I have to say, she was sexy at least. This woman, who may be very lovely, is a big klutzy looking thing.
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Totally agree. E carried herself sexy at least. Clooney's body language to E was enamored and 'close'. Here w/ Stacy he looks afraid of the rabid bumpit and I don't blame him. Christ.
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Elizabeta might have looked a little manly in the jaw, but I have to say, she was sexy at least. This woman, who may be very lovely, is a big klutzy looking thing. She may have benefited by some styling from a gay man (not including Clooney).
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At this point, is anyone buying Clooney is straight? Seriously, this is his fakest beard ever!
Is it just me or does he look supremely embarrassed at being seen with her? I really don't get his choice in women- they're so "truck-stop diner waitress" and you'd think he'd be with someone more classically elegant. I guess whatever floats his boat, but I really don't get this one.
I'm sorry i've got to return to this post this morning as I stillll cannot believe bitch stepped out in that garbage bag and uncombed bumpit on a red carpet no less. Plus the shoes are also back-closet fug. Baffling; embarrassing. *dials therapist cause this picture is truly traumatic to me*
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Crazy Heart, "Weary Kind", Jeff Bridges - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8monRJzzvU
Dre,Eminem, Skylar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Georgie-Porgie has to the be one of the BIGGEST hacks barfed out by Hollywood.
He can't act; is overrated; and is a 100% studio lab monkey whose so-called "career" is based entirely on a highly paid media blitz.
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Up close the dress is cute. Stacy hasn't been in the limelight for a minute hopefully this will get her some gigs! ;)
George is the " in the meantime" boyfriend. The guy you get to experience adventures with ... not the person you hold onto expecting a future with. He's equivalent to the transitional man.
If she's up for being a single, career oriented girl, who doesnt want a real commitment - he's the one. If she wants children and a husband... then she better take advantage of all the freebies NOW.
How do you NOT hold her hand? She's your date for fucks sake !
First appearance together ever and you'd think she might like to be treated like a lady ...even if she's not one.
And wtf is up with her hair. Serious need of a root touch up and what's going on with the nest on top of her head. This girl screams" I dont give a fuck what I look like". She's a mess. Good pick, George .
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:32am.
I'm really wondering what your problem is that you have to speak of women or women's genitalia as fish? Is it vagina envy because the guys you'd desperately like to fuck get the dry heaves only thinking of your shrivelled turtle down there? Poor thing.
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Those dark roots of hers bother me to no end. I just can't understand why and how people who are known as celebrities and whose biggest priority it is to look attractive and also have the money for and the access to all those ridiculously expensive beauty salons and treatments still manage to look like us mere mortals who don't always have the time and money to hang at the beauty parlor 24/7 and get their hair and nails did? What's it, girl? Wasn't Georgie's pay check already in the mail as expected?
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That outfit is a total fail, but she's got great legs, and she seems like a genuinely nice person. I don't think George is gay, just emotionally damaged/stunted in some way. The two year expiration date on his relationships would turn me off. The clock is ticking for Stacy.
That outfit is a total fail, but she's got great legs, and she seems like a genuinely nice person. I don't think George is gay, just emotionally damaged/stunted in some way. The two year expiration date on his relationships would turn me off. The clock is ticking for Stacy.
Since the dawn of the motion picture industry, one hundred or more years ago, the industry heads have been terrified that middle america would discover that most of the 'stars' were sissies or dykes. Therefore it was decreed, especially by Louis B Mayer, that everyone had to assume the appearance of being a breeder - every sissy had to 'date' or 'marry' a fish and preferably make babies, the same for every dyke.... had to 'date' or 'marry' a genital male.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:14am.
Hahahhahahahahahaha!!!!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:42pm.
100% Becky 100%
Johnny cannot win, with those clothes, plus his boyfriend looks like an IT gay guy type. which is weird.
anywho.... Dylan has good tastes, plus he has awesome chola eye brows.
and craig, yeah, he should stop dressing like justin bieber.
Can't sleep it's 3 am. Gotta be up for work in 3 hours. Uhg. Loving the comments though.
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It does look like GC lost weight. I'm concerned now. Why do I get a whif of desperation and fear?
I agree with the comments that he is broken hearted. With his success not sure why he hasn't moved beyond the serial dating, and invested in emotional healing. He seems smart, but when someone is always kidding around it can be a defense mechanism for pain and fear.
Marriage is not all that, especially when one or both ppl are broken inside. Not sure I would do it again!
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:00am.
Today fucking sucks. My usual remedies, music, reading and spending money that I don't have have all failed me.
But at least I'm not bearding for Clooney. Makes about as much sense as stripping for Jesus.
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LOL you are so right, i dont think i wanna be a handbag for George either. plus the pay isnt that good, and for a gold digger like me, thats numero uno NO NO.
If im gonna be walking out of random restaurants in a slut dress with no soul in my eyes, i want Rachel Uchitel money, im talking $2mil minimum. I'll even go commando and flash my lady parts when i get in the car, just for added publicity.
George doesn't pay well at all... the waitress hoe is now back to waitressing and the italian hoe is now on dancing for relevance.
Today fucking sucks. My usual remedies, music, reading and spending money that I don't have have all failed me.
But at least I'm not bearding for Clooney. Makes about as much sense as stripping for Jesus.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
i didnt even pay attention to the shit she's wearing. george can do much better than this. didnt anyone brief her on what to wear before she stepped out? and that fake or teased to death thing on her head is awful. no gay on earth did that hair do.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Re. open post: why do I even ask!?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by hotpocket on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 10:51pm.
Totally agree.
My gay dar is broken, so sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn't.
having said that, i dont get the ghey vibe from george at all.
he just strikes me as a "meh" kind of guy, and most of his movies he is like that too. ya ya i know he is acting.
but seriously, his movies, he always plays similar roles, or characters with similar traits.
1. lonely lawyer divorced fighting with wife, nobody understands him.
2. lonely assasin kills girlfriend then falls inlove with hooker with a heart of gold and ends up dying in the end.
3. lonely insurance salesmen who travels alot and clocks up millions of frequent flyer points and hooks up with a woman who he falls inlove with and finds out she is married (spoiler) but dont hate bitches, the movie was out years ago, its not my fault u havent seeing it.
4. lonely weird sex maniac who has sex ginger miss thang from england...wats her face
5. lonely AND misundestood crook who wins back julia roberts over 3 trilogies.
6. lonely american oil person who gets killed in the middle east.
and ive seen more chemistry between jakey poo and taylor swift sipping on their baby mochino then george and female handbags.
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Yes. Lonely and visibly lacking real emotion, which is inside there, behind a wall 100 miles high. Clooney, my ex, and me, the chick version if I don't pull it together. The weight of the day has gotten me down. Anyone have any good jokes or something? I use humor to get me through, never failed me yet.
Not drugs. Just sex
canalis was the man,what the fuck is going on George?
I don't have a good gaydar either, so I don't think he's gay. I wouldn't be shocking if hebever came out just because I dont think anyone's out-of-the-closet announcement would shock me.
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:41pm.
Is this the open post?
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i think the dlisters have turned the stacy posts this weekend into open posts. so yup you're in the right place.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:41pm.
Is this the open post?
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Is now. LOL
HB Richard Ashcroft!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:36pm.
BECKY!!! its PRA finale tonight!!! girl get your tv on and lets start being bitchy fashion critics!!
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CAN. NOT. WAIT.!!!!!!!!!!
God I hope Dylan wins - not only because he deserves it, but so that I get to see Craig doing his unrestrained sour pouty face all over the place. tee hee
Johnny doesn't stand a chance in hell. (Tough luck.)
HB Richard Ashcroft!
Is this the open post?
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:31pm.
BECKY!!! its PRA finale tonight!!! girl get your tv on and lets start being bitchy fashion critics!!
Submitted by hotpocket on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 10:51pm.
Totally agree.
My gay dar is broken, so sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn't.
having said that, i dont get the ghey vibe from george at all.
he just strikes me as a "meh" kind of guy, and most of his movies he is like that too. ya ya i know he is acting.
but seriously, his movies, he always plays similar roles, or characters with similar traits.
1. lonely lawyer divorced fighting with wife, nobody understands him.
2. lonely assasin kills girlfriend then falls inlove with hooker with a heart of gold and ends up dying in the end.
3. lonely insurance salesmen who travels alot and clocks up millions of frequent flyer points and hooks up with a woman who he falls inlove with and finds out she is married (spoiler) but dont hate bitches, the movie was out years ago, its not my fault u havent seeing it.
4. lonely weird sex maniac who has sex ginger miss thang from england...wats her face
5. lonely AND misundestood crook who wins back julia roberts over 3 trilogies.
6. lonely american oil person who gets killed in the middle east.
and ive seen more chemistry between jakey poo and taylor swift sipping on their baby mochino then george and female handbags.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:26pm.
ITA, if by "not pretty" you mean "scarily ugly." The irony is she's there for FASHION WEEK.
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Perhaps she's modelling a new line of designer rubber lips?
For fifty year olds.
HB Richard Ashcroft!
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:20pm.
I feel really, really good right now.
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whats up with you? and if it's drugs, will you share?
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:20pm.
ITA, if by "not pretty" you mean "scarily ugly." The irony is she's there for FASHION WEEK.
Submitted by KA on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:09pm.
He comes off like something I can relate to - that is, MARRIAGE IS A BITCH, GODDAMNIT!, or something of the like. Idk, what do I know and stuff? Feedback, anyone? *sips on 6th glass about ready to crash*
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oh i think you have something there too. i think our theories combined may be spot on.
maybe i need to drink!
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It's just, their worlds are different. But the constant is Marriage (and/or hookerz/slores wanting to walk the red carpet) is a biotch! Can anyone refute that mess?!? No. Right. *passes half-shot of GGoose around thread; crashes* /outs finally, you punks
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Crazy Heart, "Weary Kind", Jeff Bridges - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8monRJzzvU
Dre,Eminem, Skylar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 11:12pm.
Check out these pix of Lohan. She looks extra beat:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2036303/Lindsay-Lohan-cuts-...
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jesus! what the hell is wrong with her??? she needs to lay off the lip injections - they are just ridiculous now. is it just me or does her face look bloated? maybe i'm thrown off by that awful eye liner.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK